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  1. Diogenes of Sinope Red Belt

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    Doesn't get more ironic than this
     
  2. lifelessheap Gold Belt

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    I bet his parents were fat.
     
  3. Diogenes of Sinope Red Belt

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    rude
     
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  4. lifelessheap Gold Belt

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    Just want an end to GOT.
     
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  5. Dee Cups Banned Banned

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    What The Fuck Do You Mean, You Aren't My Real Mom ???!!!!

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  6. Renard Red Belt

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    George's DNA is potato.
     
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    Probably walruses.
     
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  8. Tentacle Grape Banned Banned

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    the mystery of his small penis size is finally answered....now finish the book fatboy
     
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  9. Law Talkin’ Guy The Worm

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    LOL, no sensitivity at all. “Hey fat boy! Your grandmother was a cheating whore!”

    Transition to happy music

    “Learn more incredible stories discovered through the science of genetic genealogy!”
     
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    Considering the different backgrounds of my ancestors, doing this test would be interesting, Even more so for my daughters. but I'm kinda scared to spend $100 to find out that my or my kid's dad is the mailman.
     
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  11. God_Emperor_Of_Mankind Let's Palaver! Platinum Member

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    He's the son of his mom and uncle?
     
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    Now that he’s figured that out his fat ass should finish those books.
     
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  13. aus101 Red Belt

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    Well he certainly doesn't look a quarter Italian.
     
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  14. SSgt Dickweed Silver Belt

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    And his Blood Type isn't AB(-) like he thought, it's Rocky Road.
     
  15. 90 50 Gold Belt

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    Some people should just know they are being. Lied too

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    He’s not Targaryan ?
     
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    Chris Leben would kick his ass.
     
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    Oh and....
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  19. Amerikuracana Life allows the illusion of relativity Banned

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    This is a couple years old now. Yep, that “Italian” was aksani (sp) Jewish, and his grandmother, who the family sided with, was an “all the way” cheater. Forward we go..
     
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