Social George RR Martin gets a DNA test to learn more about his lineage; learns his parentage was a lie

[Diogenes of Sinope]

Doesn't get more ironic than this

 

[lifelessheap]

I bet his parents were fat.

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

I bet his parents were fat.

rude

 

[lifelessheap]

rude

Just want an end to GOT.

 

[Dee Cups]

What The Fuck Do You Mean, You Aren't My Real Mom ???!!!!

 

[Renard]

George's DNA is potato.

 

[Tone C]

I bet his parents were fat.

Probably walruses.

 

[Tentacle Grape]

the mystery of his small penis size is finally answered....now finish the book fatboy

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Doesn't get more ironic than this

LOL, no sensitivity at all. “Hey fat boy! Your grandmother was a cheating whore!”

Transition to happy music

“Learn more incredible stories discovered through the science of genetic genealogy!”

 

[Zinger]

Considering the different backgrounds of my ancestors, doing this test would be interesting, Even more so for my daughters. but I'm kinda scared to spend $100 to find out that my or my kid's dad is the mailman.

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

He's the son of his mom and uncle?

 

[Trainspotter]

Now that he’s figured that out his fat ass should finish those books.

 

[aus101]

Well he certainly doesn't look a quarter Italian.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

And his Blood Type isn't AB(-) like he thought, it's Rocky Road.

 

[90 50]

Some people should just know they are being. Lied too

 

[smooth assassin]

He’s not Targaryan ?

 

[HARRISON_3]

Chris Leben would kick his ass.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Oh and....

 

[Amerikuracana]

This is a couple years old now. Yep, that “Italian” was aksani (sp) Jewish, and his grandmother, who the family sided with, was an “all the way” cheater. Forward we go..

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

I guess lying must be genetic

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