Social Gay Divorce Settlement

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  1. RowdyLesnar NoFucksGiven

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    I'm not gay and am not looking for an advice. <TheDonald>

    Since women tend to win a lot of cases when it comes on divorce settlement and alimony etc., how does it work on gay people?
     
  2. Zer Steel Belt

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    The twink usually wins
     
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  3. Eiffel-sixtyFight Green Belt

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    I don't know but I'm betting on the queen.
     
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  4. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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  5. Legumes Freshest ham @ the deli.

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    Whomever wins the sword fight gets to keep all the possessions.
     
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  6. HeffDoesWant Brown Belt

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    I bet most women think men win more often.

    POS women are viewed as the norm, POS men are the exception.
     
  7. Derousey Orange Belt

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    Whoever makes less money most likely or ends up with any kids from the marriage to support / doesn't get the house
     
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  8. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    They have a dance off for alimony
     
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  9. Alphaboy Silver Belt

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    Maybe the judges are actually fair during those.
     
  10. loyalyolayal Yellow Card Yellow Card

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  11. Cpt Migraine Never out of likes..

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    This could be it actually..
     
  12. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    Or the judge's head explodes in confusion trying to screw the man over...
     
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  13. Javelina Red Belt

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    who is the bottom?
     
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  14. Fluffernutter Silver Belt

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    I assume like any other divorce settlement.

    The one with a smaller salary will get a portion of money from the spouse with a larger salary.

    The one that was primary caregiver will get the kids.
     
  15. mmafan2000 Orange Belt Platinum Member

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    Who ever plays more of the victim gets greater sympathy in court. It's best to show up with a neck brace if possible and some fake bruises. If worst comes to worst a fight club self punch my be required.
     
  16. witt1021 Blue Belt

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    in court? its whoever makes less money wins.
     
  17. Provocateur Red Belt

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    You forgot to say "asking for a friend".
     
  18. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    The one who makes more money is always "the man" in a relationship.

    Doesn't matter if it's 2 lesbians, 2 gay men, or a straight man and woman.

    The breadwinner will get screwed because this country always has this view of "oh they can afford it, they're clearly capable of earning"

    Whereas they think the person who didn't work is not capable. When in reality they usually are, they just didn't want to.
     
  19. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    * thettlement
     
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  20. TeTe I know your kind and I know what you're up to Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Well these days a lot of men win divorce settlements and alimony because their wives out earn them. I'd imagine the split would be no different for a gay couple... whoever makes more will lose more.
     

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