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Gastelum's strength and conditioning coach is his GF

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by Redfish, Apr 16, 2021.

  1. Redfish Brown Belt

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    I knew there was a reason why he was so upbeat even in training camp!

    It's common knowledge you need to starve yourself of sex before a fight....training in a barren wasteland of concrete with not even a pot to piss in....

    :mad::mad::mad::mad:


    Further debauchery.

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  2. 2004 account For a fair sport/true mma fan, ain't no shill

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    Who advized him to use his gf for something like that? Mike perry?
     
  3. Redfish Brown Belt

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    His dick!
     
  4. fortheo Titanium Belt

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    Is the random tennis girl a reference that I don't understand?
     
  5. 2004 account For a fair sport/true mma fan, ain't no shill

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    How do you know, are you two close friends like that (you and his dick)?








    Jk, corny joke I know
     
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  6. Raymundo Alvarado Guevara Green Belt

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    In the last fight I saw a very improve in his fighting IQ, but I really don't see a scenario when He will beat Whittaker
     
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    You know, Amy Adams could play Carrie Fisher in a biopic. There I said it.
     
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  8. Redfish Brown Belt

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    DEFINITION
    playing tennis
    A euthamism for sexual acts.
     
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    Platinum approved ;)
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  10. Sheldon Erich Doll White Belt

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    If she corners him guaranteed win. Someone has to trump the Latory and Perry Combo
     
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  11. shogunrua White Belt

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    Dude can't even run 5k. So much talent but he doesn't seem to take his fitness seriously.
     
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  12. Redfish Brown Belt

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    Ha!
    He needs a big fight to bring the best out of him. Needs to be more nasty and refrain from all sexual activity for at least 3 months before a fight. Think dog on a leash...
     
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    If Rob loses it would be some depressing shit
     
  14. Redfish Brown Belt

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    He not exercising the right muscles appaently!!!
     
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  15. fortheo Titanium Belt

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    I'm more innocent than I thought. Thanks for explaining
     
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    Please don't put that energy out into the universe . The boy Rob must win .
     
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  17. Redfish Brown Belt

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    Correct, forgive me sir. See OP.
     
  18. Stoic Blue Belt

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    This is incorrect. After a short while (much less than three months), your testosterone plummets. You actually put yourself at a severe disadvantage by depriving yourself of sex.
     
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    Okay! I like that. Can you have too much sex though?.....she IS a hottie after all!!!!
     
  20. KID Yamamoto PREMIUM DYNAMITE

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    I let sherdoggers run my camps. I just do a level athlete shit and win.
     
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