Game of Thrones Season 6, Episode 1 Discussion Thread: These Crows ain't Loyal (no spoilers)

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Jointandabrew said:
My uncle played Janos Slynt and I'm ashamed to say I've only seen up to the third series. Keep meaning to watch it but never seem to get round to it.
He said Sean Bean was quiet and just an average fella and the actress who played Khalisi was a nice girl. Shame his character got killed off!!
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Your uncle was lucky he got a quick death. Hopefully his compatriot Big Al doesn't suffer the same fate but worse.
 
Hyperglide said:
Your uncle was lucky he got a quick death. Hopefully his compatriot Big Al doesn't suffer the same fate but worse.
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Not a popular guy is he my uncle
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third series he dies is it?
 
Since the birth of my boy and quitting the herbals I haven't found the time or motivation man but it's getting watched asap!!
 
PolishHeadlock said:
You keep forgetting Brandor.
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Fuck!! Your right. As soon as I saw you quoted me ITT I knew I forgot him again. Where should he be ranked? I have him in the top 15 cause of his win over Locke and his crushing of several cans
 
PolishHeadlock said:
7 behind the ginger.
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Done. Updated now

Sorry to the dude who hates this stuff I just really really love it. Applying mma style terminology and logic to GOT fights is something only we, on this forum, are able to do and understand,( as far as I've seen), and it all works and makes a lot of sense

#1 - BFT - just so many ranked wins

#2 Ramsay - Same, tons of ranked wins, plus many cans crushed. With 20 good men is totally unstoppable.

#3- Dany's Dildoe tied with Ser Jorah.
Jorah defeated that entire gladiator pit.

#4 Bonn is like 25.3k and 1 if you count his arrow from the blackwater, so he's the ultimate can crusher - but had trouble against those three girls even with 1hand by his side.

#4 Frost Maul - come at me crow stance was huge

#5 Obamaworm - His performance against the Sons of Bitches who killed Barristan was pretty impressive, and he's generally done well for himself in every battle he's been in.

#6 Tormund Gingerbeard - He beat Ser Allistar, a ranked opponent, 1 vs 1 and killed many a watchman during the assault on Castle Black.

#7
Brandor (Bran while warged into Hodor) _ he's got brains, brawn, and a ranked win over Locke. He's a monster and a breaker of chains in a legit sense
#8 Allistar Thorne - can't leave this tough old bastard off the top 10. He's a true warrior and I'd like to see him fight more.

#9 - Roose Bolton - the roose lets loose on women and children in the middle of weddings. Chainmail tux was on special this season.

#10 - The Sand Snakes - they technically have a ranked win over Bronn via poisoning

#11 - 1 handed Jamie. He only has one loss, to BFT, and finds ways to win even with one hand.

#12 - Wun Wun: that big giant who stomped a bunch of wights. He's new on the scene and will be quickly climbing the rankings, i'm sure.

#13 - Jaqen H'ghar - He'd be higher if I could figure out whether or not he existed

#14 - Blind Arya - she gonna be daredevil. Got a couple ranked wins, over the likes of Ser Meryn Tryant, for instance.

#15 - Theon Greyjoy - Dude won some little battles before becoming reek

#16 - Sam Tarly - Killed a Thenn, killed a white walker and showed an Iron Chin in his most recent fight

#17 - The Frankenmountain - dude is dead, but not dead, I dunno. I'd have him higher but IMO he halfway lost to Oberyn

#18 - Ollie, the most promising prospect in the 7 kingdoms, the young man already has ranked wins over Ygritte and Jon Snow.

#19 - Podrick the entertainer - This young man made a hell of a debut, helping BFT rescue Sansa Stark, is also a sexual tyrannosaurus

#20 Tyrion Lannister - he knows how to kill people with little axes and shields, also plans battles well and thinks on his feet.
 
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EgonSpengler said:
Done. Updated now

Sorry to the dude who hates this stuff I just really really love it. Applying mma style terminology and logic to GOT fights is something only we, on this forum, are able to do and understand,( as far as I've seen), and it all works and makes a lot of sense

#1 - BFT - just so many ranked wins

#2 Ramsay - Same, tons of ranked wins, plus many cans crushed. With 20 good men is totally unstoppable.

#3- Dany's Dildoe tied with Ser Jorah.
Jorah defeated that entire gladiator pit.

#4 Bonn is like 25.3k and 1 if you count his arrow from the blackwater, so he's the ultimate can crusher - but had trouble against those three girls even with 1hand by his side.

#4 Frost Maul - come at me crow stance was huge

#5 Obamaworm - His performance against the Sons of Bitches who killed Barristan was pretty impressive, and he's generally done well for himself in every battle he's been in.

#6 Tormund Gingerbeard - He beat Ser Allistar, a ranked opponent, 1 vs 1 and killed many a watchman during the assault on Castle Black.

#7
Brandor (Bran while warged into Hodor) _ he's got brains, brawn, and a ranked win over Locke. He's a monster and a breaker of chains in a legit sense
#8 Allistar Thorne - can't leave this tough old bastard off the top 10. He's a true warrior and I'd like to see him fight more.

#9 - Roose Bolton - the roose lets loose on women and children in the middle of weddings. Chainmail tux was on special this season.

#10 - The Sand Snakes - they technically have a ranked win over Bronn via poisoning

#11 - 1 handed Jamie. He only has one loss, to BFT, and finds ways to win even with one hand.

#12 - Wun Wun: that big giant who stomped a bunch of wights. He's new on the scene and will be quickly climbing the rankings, i'm sure.

#13 - Jaqen H'ghar - He'd be higher if I could figure out whether or not he existed

#14 - Blind Arya - she gonna be daredevil. Got a couple ranked wins, over the likes of Ser Meryn Tryant, for instance.

#15 - Theon Greyjoy - Dude won some little battles before becoming reek

#16 - Sam Tarly - Killed a Thenn, killed a white walker and showed an Iron Chin in his most recent fight

#17 - The Frankenmountain - dude is dead, but not dead, I dunno. I'd have him higher but IMO he halfway lost to Oberyn

#18 - Ollie, the most promising prospect in the 7 kingdoms, the young man already has ranked wins over Ygritte and Jon Snow.
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Fucking brilliant, mate.

I would like to add my two cents as a casual fan of the show (never read the books)

I feel that Tyrian (the imp/the dink) should be in there. He has a ranked win over the Godfather of Westeros and the Patriarch of the Lannister family, not to mention his own dad. He was a massive can crusher in the battle for blackwater. Not sure how many other people he has knocked off but he has done damage with his brain too like that dude where he gave the gold too after he was freed from "flying out the moon door," I am sure that dude who got the gold was killed. He has done it all while being drunk and slaying ho's left and right. He is basically the Mighty Mouse of the world. Small man whipping ass and making it look easy all the while getting his drunk on and dink slopped over and no love shown.
 
Drunken Blindness said:
Fucking brilliant, mate.

I would like to add my two cents as a casual fan of the show (never read the books)

I feel that Tyrian (the imp/the dink) should be in there. He has a ranked win over the Godfather of Westeros and the Patriarch of the Lannister family, not to mention his own dad. He was a massive can crusher in the battle for blackwater. Not sure how many other people he has knocked off but he has done damage with his brain too like that dude where he gave the gold too after he was freed from "flying out the moon door," I am sure that dude who got the gold was killed. He has done it all while being drunk and slaying ho's left and right. He is basically the Mighty Mouse of the world. Small man whipping ass and making it look easy all the while getting his drunk on and dink slopped over and no love shown.
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I agree with you and added him into the list at #20, I'd have put him higher but the new episode is going to be on soon so I will just make a whole new list soon anyway, and will place him inside the top 15 somewhere based on your very good points
 
EgonSpengler said:
Done. Updated now

Sorry to the dude who hates this stuff I just really really love it. Applying mma style terminology and logic to GOT fights is something only we, on this forum, are able to do and understand,( as far as I've seen), and it all works and makes a lot of sense

#1 - BFT - just so many ranked wins

#2 Ramsay - Same, tons of ranked wins, plus many cans crushed. With 20 good men is totally unstoppable.

#3- Dany's Dildoe tied with Ser Jorah.
Jorah defeated that entire gladiator pit.

#4 Bonn is like 25.3k and 1 if you count his arrow from the blackwater, so he's the ultimate can crusher - but had trouble against those three girls even with 1hand by his side.

#4 Frost Maul - come at me crow stance was huge

#5 Obamaworm - His performance against the Sons of Bitches who killed Barristan was pretty impressive, and he's generally done well for himself in every battle he's been in.

#6 Tormund Gingerbeard - He beat Ser Allistar, a ranked opponent, 1 vs 1 and killed many a watchman during the assault on Castle Black.

#7
Brandor (Bran while warged into Hodor) _ he's got brains, brawn, and a ranked win over Locke. He's a monster and a breaker of chains in a legit sense
#8 Allistar Thorne - can't leave this tough old bastard off the top 10. He's a true warrior and I'd like to see him fight more.

#9 - Roose Bolton - the roose lets loose on women and children in the middle of weddings. Chainmail tux was on special this season.

#10 - The Sand Snakes - they technically have a ranked win over Bronn via poisoning

#11 - 1 handed Jamie. He only has one loss, to BFT, and finds ways to win even with one hand.

#12 - Wun Wun: that big giant who stomped a bunch of wights. He's new on the scene and will be quickly climbing the rankings, i'm sure.

#13 - Jaqen H'ghar - He'd be higher if I could figure out whether or not he existed

#14 - Blind Arya - she gonna be daredevil. Got a couple ranked wins, over the likes of Ser Meryn Tryant, for instance.

#15 - Theon Greyjoy - Dude won some little battles before becoming reek

#16 - Sam Tarly - Killed a Thenn, killed a white walker and showed an Iron Chin in his most recent fight

#17 - The Frankenmountain - dude is dead, but not dead, I dunno. I'd have him higher but IMO he halfway lost to Oberyn

#18 - Ollie, the most promising prospect in the 7 kingdoms, the young man already has ranked wins over Ygritte and Jon Snow.

#19 - Podrick the entertainer - This young man made a hell of a debut, helping BFT rescue Sansa Stark, is also a sexual tyrannosaurus

#20 Tyrion Lannister - he knows how to kill people with little axes and shields, also plans battles well and thinks on his feet.
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If Arya's on the list, the Waif need to be ahead of her. Arya got straight up murked by her.
 
Daverisimo said:
If Arya's on the list, the Waif need to be ahead of her. Arya got straight up murked by her.
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Agreed with this. The Waif has been beating the living shit out of Arya since last Season. Should be at least one slot above her.
 
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