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'Fur-ternity leave' to pet parents

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  1. Phr3121 Banned Banned

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    This is worst than smokers taking extra breaks at work.
     
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    I've got 3 new pet cockroaches everyday. The company owes me 1000 days of paid leaves.
     
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    what about those of us who don't have furry pets? this is reptileist! get em @Zookeeper Gabe
     
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    What’s next? Fapping days?
     
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    I have so many new geckos, I could use it
     
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    Roman Mitichyan when he applies for fur-ternity days off: "I'm not a woos! I'm not a poosy!"
     
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    Stop fucking your pets, and you won't need Fur-turnity leave to kill their evil dog-person abomination. Get your shit together folks.
     
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    Calling pet owners "parents" is a special kind of stupid.
     
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    “...tipped off company leadership that animals were just as important to their employees as human babies...”

    That’s such a load of BS. Here’s the difference. When your kid breaks a leg, you never discuss with the doctor if it would just make more sense to kill the kid rather than treating the leg. After all, surgeries are expensive.
     
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    Is that why vets advise pet owners to euthanize?

    A cost-benefit analysis?
     
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    They already have lactation rooms for new mothers. So why not dick lactation rooms for dudes who have to kill their cock?

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    No. NO. NO NO NO!!!! Fuck these people who think their pets are people. Fuck them all
     
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    Sounds good to me....mind you we have 2 dogs and 3 cats...

    But...seriously ?
     
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    God I love white people. They never stop making me laugh.

    These are the kinds of perks you can get when you have a job that doesn't include and actual "work". Its a joke, but whatever. Its not like its happening at my place of employ.
     
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    I like it when somebody refers to themself as a fur parent or a dog mom, etc. because then it tells me to never speak to that person again. Saves a lot of time instead of finding out the hard way.
     
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    Is your pet a horse?
     

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