Funny "s*** tests" women have thrown at you?

[SnapTheLankyGuy]

We are all familiar with the "Shit test" as its been called in the pick up artist community, whether we realize it or not.

This is when a woman does something to try to expose the true worth of your manhood. They'll criticize you to see if you get defensive, try to get you jealous, or try to get you to react to something they say. Supposedly you fail if you get defensive, react, or lose your cool.

I was curious: What are some funny/bitchy things women have done in your presence along these lines?

For example:

A few nights ago a chick I have been hooking up with for months brings up another guy at work. This is something we both typically did (tell stories about getting hit on by the opposite sex.)

She goes "We have the same sense of humor", "he is one of the funniest kids ive ever met", "too bad his girlfriend got to him first", "too bad he has red hair" and "too bad your not built like him (a joke because he is really skinny)"

I basicly don't react, tell her too bad she doesnt have high cheek bones like another girl, and proceed to bang her all night long.

 

[surf fu]

Trying to make someone jealous is a classic woman thing.

 

[Josh]

Lame story. Lame thread.

 

[SnapTheLankyGuy]

Lame story. Lame thread.

thanks bro

 

[tkotom]

Not saying this is bitchy or limited to just women but I've noticed that when I used to go on the first few platonic dates, the girls would deliberately mention other guys that they had seen or will be seeing.
They'd cleverly inject it into the convo somewhere. I'd play it off every time. I did get with a few of them but that jealousy invoking.behaviour always turned me off them as partner material. Perhaps that's just irrationality on my part.

 

[0vary hugger**]

Women love dem mind games.They want us to know they are hot s***.But it pisses me off.

If we comment on some other chick then out comes the pout.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Move this to the OT.

 

[ufcfan4]

i get really tired of the drama and mind games brought to the table. the best thing to do is find a chick who keeps them to the bare minimum. there's only a few girls in my lifetime thus far that ive known who i think are really, utterly, above playing mind games.

 

[SnapTheLankyGuy]

Not saying this is bitchy or limited to just women but I've noticed that when I used to go on the first few platonic dates, the girls would deliberately mention other guys that they had seen or will be seeing.
They'd cleverly inject it into the convo somewhere. I'd play it off every time. I did get with a few of them but that jealousy invoking.behaviour always turned me off them as partner material. Perhaps that's just irrationality on my part.

oh they certainly do that, to see how you react

 

[Bubble Bath]

After dates I would sometimes ponder about this, but then realize it's just my insecurity getting the best of me. But if a women tries to get me jealous, and shit test the hell out of me, I wouldn't be staying with her for too long tbh. I'd realize she's not what I'm looking for, and leave. I hate that type.

 

[phillys-finest]

I was in the middle of the hood with my ex n she purposely walked by this group of 3 of the most hood looking dudes id ever seen lol. Note this is not philly but jersey n i didnt know these guys. The biggest guy starts yelling "yo homie thats your sister right". After the fourth time i kiss her in the mouth. The guy goes "alright homie i got you". Which translated into my mind as N im going to kill you. I saw him at the store later n he was like "wassup".......maybe that end of never back down did have some validity lol

 

[MarloStanfield]

We are all familiar with the "Shit test" as its been called in the pick up artist community, whether we realize it or not.

This is when a woman does something to try to expose the true worth of your manhood. They'll criticize you to see if you get defensive, try to get you jealous, or try to get you to react to something they say. Supposedly you fail if you get defensive, react, or lose your cool.

I was curious: What are some funny/bitchy things women have done in your presence along these lines?

For example:

A few nights ago a chick I have been hooking up with for months brings up another guy at work. This is something we both typically did (tell stories about getting hit on by the opposite sex.)

She goes "We have the same sense of humor", "he is one of the funniest kids ive ever met", "too bad his girlfriend got to him first", "too bad he has red hair" and "too bad your not built like him (a joke because he is really skinny)"

I basicly don't react, tell her too bad she doesnt have high cheek bones like another girl, and proceed to bang her all night long.

tell her shes got a vagina like a bucket

 

[faustian]

Stopped reading at "pick up artist community" lol

 

[Smigg]

I went out with a female friend of mine to see some stand up comedy, nothing was going on, I had a spare ticket and she was free, and she paid for her own ticket. There was this other girl who I'd been talking to/flirting with, and she then started acting weird, she kept on changing her Facebook status, all of the things seemingly aimed at me, and my interests, we're talking like 5 times in 10 minutes.

Then, all of a sudden, she then starts asking me to teach her about Metallica (my all time favourite band, been a fan for 20 years at least). Then, she goes "There's this hot guy that I'm trying to impress and he likes them too". So, I told her some stuff, and then left it.

A couple of days later, I asked her how things went and if it worked out for her, and she said "What guy?", so there as obviously no guy.

 

[BearAKA**]

I stopped at pick up artist community


lol


















lol

 

[blokeybloke]

Women hate hearing this but here goes ... The "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" philosophy is tried, tested & true.

Chauvinists hijacked & stretched the defintion of it though, so you have to whisper it now for fear of being misinterpreted ... or post it on forums under an anoymous name lol

Women view us as lumps of clay. Older women tend to prefer the more finished statue, whereas younger chicks prefer rolling their sleeves up, getting down n' dirty & sculpting their own. Selecting or custom-building one is of their life's most treasured/desired challenges ......

 

[SnapTheLankyGuy]

I went out with a female friend of mine to see some stand up comedy, nothing was going on, I had a spare ticket and she was free, and she paid for her own ticket. There was this other girl who I'd been talking to/flirting with, and she then started acting weird, she kept on changing her Facebook status, all of the things seemingly aimed at me, and my interests, we're talking like 5 times in 10 minutes.

Then, all of a sudden, she then starts asking me to teach her about Metallica (my all time favourite band, been a fan for 20 years at least). Then, she goes "There's this hot guy that I'm trying to impress and he likes them too". So, I told her some stuff, and then left it.

A couple of days later, I asked her how things went and if it worked out for her, and she said "What guy?", so there as obviously no guy.

hahahahahahaha awesome

 

[ufcfan4]

I went out with a female friend of mine to see some stand up comedy, nothing was going on, I had a spare ticket and she was free, and she paid for her own ticket. There was this other girl who I'd been talking to/flirting with, and she then started acting weird, she kept on changing her Facebook status, all of the things seemingly aimed at me, and my interests, we're talking like 5 times in 10 minutes.

Then, all of a sudden, she then starts asking me to teach her about Metallica (my all time favourite band, been a fan for 20 years at least). Then, she goes "There's this hot guy that I'm trying to impress and he likes them too". So, I told her some stuff, and then left it.

A couple of days later, I asked her how things went and if it worked out for her, and she said "What guy?", so there as obviously no guy.

hahah. great one.

 

[SnapTheLankyGuy]

Women hate hearing this but the "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" philosophy is tried, tested & true.

Chauvinists hijacked & stretched the defention of it though, so you have to whisper it now ... or post it on forums under an anoymous name lol

indeed! that is all you really need to know. This chick constantly tells me I'm mean

 

[MajinSaga**]

WTF is a shit test. Sounds stinky. I bet TS enjoys 2 girls 1 cup.