Funny personal story about Mac Danzig

[MangoMMA]

Post a pic of how you look like and then we will know if she's banging a guy who looks like Mac Danzig or not.

People on here told me I look like a mix of Miguel Torres and Pedro Rizzo lol but trust me she's not banging him she's not attracted to him at all and now she thinks he's a freak after this fake personality bs

 

[skullmaskkid]

People on here told me I look like a mix of Miguel Torres and Pedro Rizzo lol but trust me she's not banging him she's not attracted to him at all and now she thinks he's a freak after this fake personality bs

if he's not gonna do it, somebody else will do it. you are setting yourself up for heartache bro

if u want ur gf to get banged, y even splurge on a euro trip? just chat me ur address and i can roll up with my boys within the week. we even leave u with a video tape of the gangbang for u guys to watch later

 

[MangoMMA]

How she get his number? I'm not the jealous type or anything but they're texting each other and going on a tour together. It doesn't matter if it's a group or not. The both of them can go behind the bushes the second everyone turns around and she can give him a little massage if you know what I mean.

lol i know what u mean but now she thinks he's a freak so I don't have to worry about that plus she's going to expose him

 

[Narddawg]

She's obviously going to get banged by him or some other guy on this romantic European getaway...

 

[MangoMMA]

Your gonna have to fight the dude ts

haha I would love to...if it happens I'll make sure there's a video for u guys I promise

 

[opie]

please tell me this happened at the las vegas airport

 

[DoomAndDarkness**]

if he's not gonna do it, somebody else will do it. you are setting yourself up for heartache bro

if u want ur gf to get banged, y even splurge on a euro trip? just chat me ur address and i can roll up with my boys within the week. we even leave u with a video tape of the gangbang for u guys to watch later

This seems like a much more cost-effective way for you to get your GF banged by another dude, OP. And you even get a free tape. Bonus.

 

[aker2703]

Is this dude one of the counsellors on the trip (ie same as your girl) if so, if i was her i wouldn't call him out in front of others, as this could make a tense working/travelling environment.

I would only say something, if i heard him telling this bullshit story to others.

 

[kashmir]

Your son will be a ginger.

 

[Guernica]

That dude is gonna plow your chick bruh, sorry.

 

[Devilboy86]

He knows shes in a relationship and yet is still texting her? Dude deserves a whoopin'.

i would stomp that mother f@cka ... be an alpha male!

 

[BionicCommando]

People on here told me I look like a mix of Miguel Torres and Pedro Rizzo lol but trust me she's not banging him she's not attracted to him at all and now she thinks he's a freak after this fake personality bs

A mulleted roided up Pedro Rizzo is not one I'd like to imagine.

 

[aker2703]

He knows shes in a relationship and yet is still texting her? Dude deserves a whoopin'.

i would stomp that mother f@cka ... be an alpha male!

well he could be texting her about the travel itinerary.....................bwahahaha, I couldn't keep a straight face :icon_chee

 

[Le Fisticuffs]

Sorry brah, but a Mac Danzig look-a-like is gonna be all up in her closed guard on a motel bed.

 

[Grimm911]

He tongue punched her fart box for sure.

 

[Angle Shooter]

Oh she is going to expose him alright.

 

[SynthMMA]

People on here told me I look like a mix of Miguel Torres and Pedro Rizzo....

Damn dude, and I thought the whole "girlfriend txting a wannabe Matt Danzig before heading off to Europe together" was bad.

 

[HAWTRIDDUM]

If he lies that much about being a mixed martial artist, imagine how much he lies about the size of his pecker.

 

[Narddawg]

Post a pic of you and her.

 

[ufc_vs_pride]

You mean Funny personal story about you not Mac Danzig