Funny personal story about Mac Danzig

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by MangoMMA, Jun 2, 2014.

  1. MangoMMA

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    This is a personal story that Mac doesn't even know about but I thought it was hilarious so I had to share it with u guys
     
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  2. peanustndimes

    peanustndimes They be fightin for peanuts

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    He banged her guaranteed dude. Get tested. Vegans are like possums.
     
  3. SuperNerd

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    Expose him
     
  4. skullmaskkid

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    so you let your girlfriend go on vacations with other dudes?

    very progressive

    and i'm glad you are vigilante about the quality of dudes she goes on trips with. you don't want some second rate fighter hitting that. got to screen first.

    #yesallwomen
     
  5. Terror Zone

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    I was expecting a story about Mac Danzig.
     
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    /thread
     
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    This dude is going to bang your girlfriend.

    Just thought I'd let you know, brah.
     
  8. MangoMMA

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    lmao will do
     
  9. skullmaskkid

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    TS is obviously aware, he's even helping her pick out the right guy.
     
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    Yeah, he will be laying the pipe to your girl in 3 weeks tops......
     
  12. MangoMMA

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    sorry man at least u got to see a pic of him
     
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    TS is a cockblocker.
     
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    peanustndimes They be fightin for peanuts

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    Vegans chins are weak. Think about it. Tofu is just a fat loaf of soy. Beef is made from cows. What do cows have? HUGE fuckin heads. Tofu will trun your chin into paste. Beef will make you Roberto Duran, and give you a Bigfoot Silva jaw. God bless America.
     
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    Lol. and I thought I wasn't the jealous type.

    Anyways ignore the hate, the game from these guys is on par with the man you are speaking of.

    I say expose the son of a bitch. There was a guy at my old gym who used to pretend to be an mma fighter. Nothing is more annoying.
     
  17. NeverAgainPlaya

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    So blown away by this thread it's ridiculous. How in the fuck do you let your girlfriend take a month trip with another dude?

    Don't give a damn about Mac, this whole thing went haywire the second I read that shit.

    So dumbfounded right now it isn't funny.

    Seriously, find another girl. My broad decides she's taking month long trips with another dude, that mother fucker can pull his wallet out, cause mine isn't ever comin out for that bianca again.

    Weird shit dude, weird shit.
     
  18. MangoMMA

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    Hahaha I have no idea what I just read but u definitely know what ur talking about so thank u
     
  19. MangoMMA

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    Thank u for an actual helpful response lol
     
  20. Skydome

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    I would not let my girlfriend go on a "tour" with another dude, and I wouldn't feel comfortable if they were texting each other before the trip..seems a bit weird to me.
     

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