Funniest Bars.

[Kahran]

Biggie does this for fun.

"s is mad I get more butt than ashtrays". - Flava In Ya Ear
"Ladies, my Mercedes holds four in the back, two if you're fat". - Nasty Boy
"I got techniques dripping out my butt-cheeks, sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets". - The What
"All it's taking, is some marijuana and i'm making, MC's break fast like flap-jacks and bacon". - The Wickedest

 

[auger38]

"Yeah, that’s right, I like my girls BBW, yeah
Type to wanna suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you"

"Big L is a crazy brother, and I'm a lady lover
A smooth kid that'll run up in your baby mother"

The entire Gimme That Nut song is hilarious.

 

[Hyperglide]

"Get a grip of your headboard and hold on to it. Or get sent right through it."

"If you're white and the music you like is rock, you can come and get some hip hop cock.. Consider this dick on your clitoris but never try to flex.. And I'mma talk like sex."


"I smoke blunts to the face to stay motivated
Irritated when I'm not sedated
Fuck her face like I was obligated
And still fucking with them freak hoes
Stank pussy smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos"



No MF DOOM yet? I'm ashamed Sherdog.
"What I'm a tell you what to do with your hands for?
Much less your dirty ass shoes on the dancefloor?
What a poor slob
Ain't wash his hands after peein', wanna touch the doorknob
What's your job at the pool party?
Drunk dude's spittin' up, earlin', droolin', snotty"

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

My apartment works fine
No need for locations
It's spacious enough for a camera and some Asians

 

[Hyperglide]

MOAR DOOM..

"Oh shoot, get a load of that fruit
In thigh-high boots, red tighty-whities and blue cat suit
Holy homos
Even the rats know it’s tacky
'You ever see me slippin' like that bitch, just smack me'
Posin' Chester, legs open, couldn’t stand worse
All was missin' was a bandana and a man purse"



"Uh, ok honey, sweet dreams! Now it's time to get serious like Peek Freans
A metal hand full, wipe it on the quilt
Wife wake up and I'm kill't over spilt milk
Locked in, looking at your picture
Fully clothed winter and I right there wit cha
Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone
A man could only wish you could do the same 'til he get home
Fat chance
At least he get snacks
That will have to do 'til a brother get back
Until then, smack One-Eyed Jack
And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack"

 

[FinalFight]

Not a song but a rap battle. The only difference is it's a 'compliment' rap battle, so they have to be nice to each other lol. Shit had me laughing my ass off.

 

[Kahran]

Metal Face! Some of these are hilarious, good shit.

 

[Schoolboy Q]

"My name is" by Eminem has some hilarious bars.

 

[Kahran]

Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter,
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after? Put it together,
I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas.