Funniest Bars.

[Kahran]

Share the most amusing lines you've ever heard in a song. All genres are welcome, being the multi-cultural individual that I am. Include the name & artist of the song if you can to avoid too many questions. I'll start with a simple classic that got a chuckle from me the first time I heard it from Eminem - Any Man.

"I'll strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows that don't even make sense, like dykes using dildos".

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

 

[fingercuffs]

G Sharp been fucking me up a TREAT. Not even lying.

 

[Kahran]

Amazing. Get him a record deal ASAP.

 

[trolololol]

"Goddamn I love bitches, especially when they only suck dick and wash dishes - cook and clean and grant my wishes, and make me and the Wolf Gang sandwiches."

 

[Primitivo]

Who needs bars when you can dance.

 

[EJAXXX]

 

[Kahran]

 

[BearGrounds]

I'm far from broke, got enough bread.
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead.

 

[Primitivo]

 

[Kahran]

I'm far from broke, got enough bread.
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead.

Never gets old. Great choice.

 

[Kick Strickland]

This whole damn song



- "I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn"

- "I got a different angle like a parralelogram"

- "I'm more tongue in cheek than a lesbo orgy"

- "I don't give a damn if you don't like me cause I don't like you cause you're not like me"

etc.



Jimmy Pop can fuckin flow. He doesn't get enough credit

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

I've posted this before, but...



Might be a little biased because they're from MN... but I think this is one of the best real freestyles out there (factoring in they couldn't cuss because of the radio). I think a lot of guys have most their shit written out and can't come off the top like these two. The back end forth, if you make it past 4-5 minutes, is really good.

R.eye.P

 

[Kahran]

R.eye.P

My dude, that was absolutely sick, how have I not seen this before? I wasn't laughing though, I was too blown away.

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

My dude, that was absolutely sick, how have I not seen this before? I wasn't laughing though, I was too blown away.

I'm not even a big hip-hop guy (if the Jerry Garcia av didn't tip you off), but I think everyone should give this shit a listen. I've listened to it dozens of times, lol

Now to sound like a total douche: I never knew how beautiful rapping could be. Absolutely amazing to my limited brain that people can just "do" this.

 

[BuffaloEmperor]

Whoa Nelly
Tell Angelina Jolie that i'm ready
with petroleum jelly
to swear it all over me belly
tell her , she can hit me on my mobile e celly
and we meet in the salami section of the grocery a deli
maybe we can find an appropriate telly

 

[BearGrounds]

Redman has a ton of hysterical lines. I feel like he needs mention, especially considering TS's belt is "The Funk Doctor".

Yo, flipmodes, toilet bowls explode
When Doc, come drop a shitload

Lol who opens verses like that? Incredible.

Spoiler

Whoa Nelly
Tell Angelina Jolie that i'm ready
with petroleum jelly
to swear it all over me belly
tell her , she can hit me on my mobile e celly
and we meet in the salami section of the grocery a deli
maybe we can find an appropriate telly

That shit is real son, that shit is real.

 

[Kahran]

Whoa Nelly
Tell Angelina Jolie that i'm ready
with petroleum jelly
to swear it all over me belly
tell her , she can hit me on my mobile e celly
and we meet in the salami section of the grocery a deli
maybe we can find an appropriate telly

I hit it then I quit it and I told her e-mail me, don' call me i'll call you, can you feel me, do you smell me?

 

[Kahran]

Redman has a ton of hysterical lines. I feel like he needs mention, especially considering TS's belt is "The Funk Doctor".

Yo, flipmodes, toilet bowls explode
When Doc, come drop a shitload

Lol who opens verses like that? Incredible.

Spoiler

That shit is real son, that shit is real.

I'ma start typing out Redman's whole discography if we get started on him.

 

[ILLogic]

Redman has a ton of hysterical lines. I feel like he needs mention, especially considering TS's belt is "The Funk Doctor".

Yo, flipmodes, toilet bowls explode
When Doc, come drop a shitload

Lol who opens verses like that? Incredible.

Spoiler

That shit is real son, that shit is real.

Yeah, Reggie is by far the funniest followed by Em.

One that stands out...

Don't drop ya draws I'll fuck through ya daisy dukes

The funniest song is Soopaman Luva 3.

Aiyyo, knock knock, "Who is it?"
"It's the Soopa, here to pay that ass a visit
Heard you wasn't givin up your pussy
So I got the right dick to get with
Where yo' man at bitch?" "He's out of town flippin biscuits"
"Well open up the do' den, before I start unloadin
on your pussy from here and leave it swollen"
"Aiyyo how I know it's you?" "Aiyyo check my credentials"
"I eat yo' gun lead and shit out number two pencils
I ate a ton of dog shit ain't never got sick
Bitch I even know how many keys your man flip