For those who don't know, this is a game of thrones style introduction. Basically just introduce the fighter while listing all the things the said fighter is known for, its a roast. You can list both the positive and negative, its all in good fun. You want the list to be long like the mother of dragons intro not short like the Jon Snow intro. Remember, its a roast so don't take it seriously. This is just for laughs so don't feel like you have to defend you favorite fighter. I'll start I introduce to you... George St. Pierre of House Tristar, First of his name, rightful king of the WW division, Avenger of losses, lover of thick sistas, former warrior of Jackson Wink, the leisurely rush, the tapper of strikes, the Dodger of Anderson, the tutor of the waterboy, the tutor of Ares, the tutor of the red king, the tutor of to be determined, the reason to never to blink, the first cash cow eh, the Van Damme of Canada, The Marvel Extra, the dark place inside his head, the sleeping pill, the blanket, the male gymnast, the abducted, the anally probed?, the Former MW Champion, the curer of colitis, the unanimous decision, the unfinished, da riddum, the WW GOAT. Now your turn, I can't wait to wee what you guys can come up with.