Fourlokos

[Daverisimo]

Is it me, or are these things not what they used to be?
Years ago (when I had just reached legal drinking age), I could drink 1 or two of those things and be massively fucked up. Tonight, I found some at the gas station and decided to pick some up for old times sake. I'm currently finishing my third. I am certainly drunk, don't misunderstand me, but I'm not anywhere close to being fucked up sadly. So, please, tell me Sherdog: did they massively pussify fourlokos, or have I developed a high tolerance because I'm a massive alcoholic?

 

[Jesus X]

Is it me, or are these things not what they used to be?
Years ago (when I had just reached legal drinking age), I could drink 1 or two of those things and be massively fucked up. Tonight, I found some at the gas station and decided to pick some up for old times sake. I'm currently finishing my third. I am certainly drunk, don't misunderstand me, but I'm not anywhere close to being fucked up sadly. So, please, tell me Sherdog: did they massively pussify fourlokos, or have I developed a high tolerance because I'm a massive alcoholic?

They removed the caffeine.that is what used to give you that four loko effect.

 

[KILL KILL]

They changed the ingredients, so they are not what they used to be.

 

[Gene Tunney]

Please allow me to answer with metaphors, if you will.

Fourloko new recipe -

Spoiler

Fourloko original recipe -

Spoiler

 

[BisexualMMA]

Please allow me to answer with metaphors, if you will.

Fourloko new recipe -

Spoiler

Fourloko original recipe -

Spoiler

But both recipes at the same time...

Spoiler

 

[trolololol]

I'm going to assume you're American, but here in Canada the alcohol percentage in Fourloko is half of what it is in the States. So consider yourself lucky TS.

 

[Gene Tunney]

But both recipes at the same time...

Spoiler

Orson is so blasted in that commercial lol. Wish he was still around.

 

[HARRISON_3]

A buddy of mine drank that once and wound up climbing on top of a movie theater shortly thereafter.

 

[EmpireShallFall]

Anyone try the Four Loko Gold? Kind of taste like a Rockstar with that gross Loko taste.

 

[xbone19]

I wanna try it

 

[Hearse Lightning]

They changed them. Me and a buddy used to start our nights off by chugging 2 of them. Good times.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Didn't they take them off the shelves at one point for being too ridiculous?

I had them once. Felt like i was drink fruit rollups.

 

[TheFirstEMP]

Could only ever stand to drink 1 and it had to be grape.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

State were making them illegal because college kids were fucking beer bonging those bad boys.

I downed a 6 pack one night and was anxious in my dreams for a week.

I never even had a desire to have one until Pa said they were going to outlaw them so I figured I'd better buy a case to see what was up and apparently it was my heart rate.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Yea they changed em cuz kids were getting way to wasted and doing silly things. Those things used to really do the trick for getting you to retard level wasted in no time and im sad they arent still around. Good times were had on the thrift before the man came and shut us down for having too much fun.

 

[Winnie The Foo]

They're actually magic. They only work if you're 18.

 

[DrDune]

back in the day you knew the girl was DTF is she was slamming Four Lokos.



then again you had to seal the deal before she was a slobbering vegetable.

 

[ToxicShocker]

back in the day you knew the girl was DTF is she was slamming Four Lokos.



then again you had to seal the deal before she was a slobbering vegetable.

Hahahaha, rape

 

[Bobby Boulders]

When they had the real ones I was lucky to get through two cans. The shit was legit.

Blackout in a can.

 

[TheRash]

Yea they changed em cuz kids were getting way to wasted and doing silly things. Those things used to really do the trick for getting you to retard level wasted in no time and im sad they arent still around. Good times were had on the thrift before the man came and shut us down for having too much fun.

This. Me some buddies went on the lake one Saturday, and I met them at noon at the dock with a surprise....8 Fourlokos. We rode the camo dragon hard that day my friends, and I am here to tell you this none of us will ever be the same.

Seriously though, the original recipe was legit, tasted like hell, but was a complete brain grenade. 50 percent grain alcohol, 50 percent meth, and a touch of pcp.