Ford Escorts Suck!

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  1. dfoster

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    ... they’re weak!
    Let’s hope Cain has a new appreciation for economy cars

     
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    My god, we know he lost.
     
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    As a Ford owner, they are not that bad.
     
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    How dumb was that analogy?

    The UFC PC doesn't Fyziks well.

    Neither does Dana because he believed what he read.
     
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    Arkham's Notorious Geyser Wake up kids, we've got the Blessed Era disease.

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    2005 Ford Focus myself, got it from a friend(first car), and has been running smooth ever since, no problems even in this bipolar ass weather.
     
  7. Lawrence

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    It’s only a matter of time lads.

    It’s only a matter of time.

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    That’s how you know he’s not really Mexican. A real Mexican knows the towing capacity of a fucking ford escort
     
  9. DBall007

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    Still have a 2002 Taurus. Never been in the shop.
     
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    You do realize he used an Escort as an analogy in order to show us that he’s joking, but not really joking that Ngannou really hits as hard as a car, right?

    If he said Ngannou hit as hard as a semi truck, no one would pay any attention.
     
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    Chevy over Ford, bitches
     
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    I get that

    I'm taking about the bullshit that started all of this. Some people in the UFC circle believed a human can punch as hard as a small car impacting an object at full speed.
     
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  14. WeedLordBonerHitler

    WeedLordBonerHitler This Ass Makes You Hit Like Double Yellow Card

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    Has that tranny in your avatar been to the shop yet? Get anything removed underneath the hood?
     
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    Ford Escort is a joke LOOOL. They're like antique almost. My grandpa owned one when I was like 5.
     
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    The comparison was stupid. What is the point of comparing a human with an old car that no one has used in the last 30 years?
     
  17. One MMA Fan

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    He was joking he didn't even knew that was from a show and the promotion used that narrative to hype him up.

    Cain was like "That's the car he picked ?" he didn't get that Francis didn't chose that it was the "correlation of the power output".

    But hey don't mind me, get your hokes/hate on.
     
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    PR marketing gimmick "we recorded so much force that it's similar to being hit by X car". It would sound fishy if they said a Ford Raptor so they went with something smaller. :D
     
  19. DreamEmpire

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    Well anyone with common sense understands that the difference between getting hit by a car at certain speed will always be insanely stronger than any punch or kick the hardest hitting person on earth throws.

    A car hits you at a big speed and you end up dead with your whole body broken and your organs exposed.
     
  20. Kung Fu Tze

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    Ford Escort... more like a F350 Turbo Diesel after last night...
     

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