For those of you who are well-hung

When you foam roll your hip flexors, how do you prevent Mr. Schlong from turning into a flattened paillard?

Mine always gets in the way when I foam roll from the top of the thighs into the hip pocket.

Another question is how do you prevent lordosis when doing standing military presses? My lumbar spine undergoes lordosis like crazy when I military press any appreciable weight.

 

Don't foam roll when you have an erection?

 

You're not creating a thread just to try and meet well-hung guys are you?

 

I usually just use my erection in place of the foam roller.

 

seriously. IBTL.

i have to foam roll just my cock on its own after all the sex i get form being well hung, though, so i empathize where cmart might not.



to TS, i just do one hip at a time and just throw my cock over my opposite shoulder.


this is dumber than "how do i keep my dick out of the water then i shit?" threads.

 

^^^ What's in the glass?

 

As to first question, I'm the wrong guy to ask, unfortunately.

As to second question, one thing that'll help is making a conscious effort not to lean back. You'll probably need to practice this with lighter weight for awhile. And once you get the knack you'll probably not be able to put up as much weight with a straight back.

Another thing that helps is to tighten your glutes as you push the bar up. Got that tip from stronglifts, by the way.

 

Viagra.

 

I usually wrap it around my waist a couple of times and then secure it with a bowline knot.

 

Weighted ab work will help here too. Strengthen anterior as well as posterior chain.

 

I only use the foam roller when it's cold or i just got out of the pool

 

Nicely played.

 

You can do that???? HOW!?!?

 

i guess this means i have a small schlong

 

i found out how to make my dick 6 inches long!





fold it in half.






enjoy.

 

I think that's precisely what he's done here. Same on you, TS. Shame on you.

 

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