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For Honour: Uncle Dana v Jake Paul

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by po_thead, Apr 23, 2021.

  1. po_thead Red Belt

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    Isn't this the ultimate matchup?

    Our profane boxercise hero stepping up to defend MMA's honour...

    Who you got and why is it DFW by KO?
    (Poll?)
     
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  2. Slatersan Black Belt

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  3. Titleboxe Purple Belt

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    The only room Dana is willing to step in and fight is called the courtroom.
     
  4. Volador Black Belt

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    Dana via a decade of boxercise experience plus Vegas HRT clinic supplementation.

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  5. Hellowhosthat Gold Belt

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    Jake can't deal with those boxercise hands.

    Dana via round one decapitation.
     
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  6. FlowchartRog Brown Belt

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    @MescalineDreams seems to think Dana white used to be an actual legit boxer, so he should win right? :D
     
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  7. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    Dana in their pre-fight be like

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  8. po_thead Red Belt

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    It's the only way...
     
  9. Get To Da Choppa Brown Belt

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    Dana is an old school boxer from the 90s. Young blood like Jake can't hang
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  10. mjfan23 Gold Belt

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    Like Tito Ortiz the Paul brother will duck Dana.

    Even Roy Jones Jr respects those hands!
     
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  11. VinceArch I am all of me.

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    Dana via decapitation lol.

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  12. po_thead Red Belt

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    Somewhere Jake Paul just shuddered!
     
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  14. AngryPorto The Guy Next to Cabbot

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    Honestly if they don't drug test and Dana just goes hard on the juice, he'd be the favorite IMO.
     
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  15. Yoctogram Orange Belt

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    No commission would sanction this fight since Jake would leave the ring in a coffin.
     
  16. hoevan Blue Belt

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    Obviously photo shopped. It's either that, or Dana has skipped leg day...everyday.
     
  17. VinceArch I am all of me.

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    It certainly could be photoshopped, like every other athlete/celebrity who has graced a magazine cover but Dana has actually been in relatively good shape throughout the years.
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  18. M.U.S.C.L.E. White Belt

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    Jake Paul no longer living rent-free in Sherdog's head. He's moved in permanently and owns that shit.
     
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  19. hoevan Blue Belt

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    But why would they photo shop him to be assless?
     
  20. VinceArch I am all of me.

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    So members of the same sex aren't checking him out? The only answer I can come up with.
     

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