Florida vs Alaska

[IloveTHIS]

All out war

Alaska pop: ~800k

Florida pop: 22 million

Setting: Alaska, home turf


Could the Floridian savages overtake Alaska with sheer numbers and savageness? Or could the Alaskans hold us at bay and successfully defend the last frontier? Discuss.

 

[volodya]

LMAO. Alaska would win the most one sideded domination in history .

 

[JinKazama]

Probably more serial killers in Alaska

but Florida got Florida man, hard to gauge that kind of unpredictability

 

[Fredwreck619]

Miami FTW

 

[Canuck]

It would be Hitler in Russia all over again.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Where did Aaron Hernandez play college ball?

 

[ToxicShocker]

Youd lose half the floridians to the cold, and the rest would be picked off by hunters

 

[Drain Bamage]

Youd lose half the floridians to the cold, and the rest would be picked off by hunters

These people crossed an ocean in boats and you doubt their fortitude?

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

I mean probably

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Florida via better wrestlers











and Casey Anthony's fine ass.

 

[Merlotte's]

Florida man is welcome to come find me. I’ll be keeping warm.

 

[-Magua-]

Alaska via Giants & Tormund.

 

[HARRISON_3]

The real question is who can jack off better?

 

[weed]

I dunno mane

 

[dc007]

Both can sink for all i care

 

[HARRISON_3]

I dunno mane

 

[fungi]

@Clementine, gtfih.

It seems like a "Floridian gang-bang is in order"...

 

[Estemachine]

People in Miami can't stand the cold, anything around 70s and the long sleeves and pants will come out, get to the 60s and the scarfs are coming out, reach the 40s and everyone is starting too freeze to death...

Now what are they fighting for anyways?

 

[IloveTHIS]

@Clementine, gtfih.

It seems like a "Floridian gang-bang is in order"...

2 things FL does better than any other place in the world, 1. Gangin and 2. Bangin

 

[IloveTHIS]

People in Miami can't stand the cold, anything around 70s and the long sleeves and pants will come out, get to the 60s and the scarfs are coming out, reach the 40s and everyone is starting too freeze to death...

Now what are they fighting for anyways?

Speaking on behalf of FL, we dont like how Alaska has this reputation of being rough and tough. So what you got some snow and some serial killers. That aint shit. You ever been to a FL hood?

Also, we will show up prepared for the cold: