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Florida man tries to carjack unmarked police car

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  1. BubbaH Brown Belt

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    You got it.
     
  2. AGGAMEMNON66 ———Villain———

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    But what would you have done with his hair?
     
  3. Gunshow74 Blue Belt

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    Florida gonna Florida
     
  4. A.A. Riggs Musta Caught Herself by Surprise

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  5. Real_Magi Black Belt

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    Surprised they didn't shoot him with the current trend in today's police force.
     
  6. TrainInVain Swangin an Bangin Belt

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    Living in Florida and shoplifting Walmart, this guy is a real bottom feeder.
     
  7. JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    A quick google search has shown me that Florida has a very real and very massive bestiality problem.
     
  8. A.A. Riggs Musta Caught Herself by Surprise

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    Problem for whom? Who's getting hurt here?
     
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    What haircut do black guys have to have to make you more sexually attracted to them?
     
  10. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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  11. BornOnMonday Rise.

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    "problem"
     
  12. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    That reminds me of a Cops episode in New Orleans where the cops placed a bike on a street corner as bait.

    Various men of color attempted to steal it, and all their excuses for stealing it were just a delight.
     
  13. guiza Brown Belt

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    Florida, how surprising.
     
  14. jefferz Steel Belt

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    Oh look, a gay joke. How witty and original. Can you tell me one of those new fangled knock on the door jokes. I hear they're all the rage these days with people of your intelligence level.
     
  15. fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    That's queer talk.
     
  16. jefferz Steel Belt

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    You should know it, I learned it from your dad. you should hear the things that come out of his mouth. you're not gay if you're pitching though right because I was like Kerry Wood in 98 against the Astros.
     
  17. Medusas Weave Blue Belt

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    Why do you think the world revolves around you?
     
  18. jefferz Steel Belt

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    I liked the one guy who told the cop that people in a church bus stopped him and said they were looking for the bike, and he only took it because he wanted to return it to the church, lol
     
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    If they were, then this is racism. If not, nothing to see here.
     

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