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Florida man tries to carjack unmarked police car

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by JosephDredd, Aug 3, 2015.

  1. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    add this to the guy the other day who chewed off his fingerprints to avoid ID, and the girl that filmed herself banging her dogs, and FL has been absolutely wrecking shop this QTR
     
  2. jefferz Steel Belt

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    Just because I don't like your hair doesn't mean I don't like you as a person.
     
  3. Serana Destroyer. Banned

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    lol Florida man strikes again.
     
  4. zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    alrite il concede.

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  5. Peteyandjia Saku Spring Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    Florida is a special place.
     
  6. jefferz Steel Belt

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    We all had that friend that had the mullet, perm, etc.
    If I lived near you, I'd offer to take you bowling.
     
  7. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Again, perfect.
     
  8. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Better take him to Coney Island.
     
  9. KILL KILL Gold Belt

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    If "special" is code word for embarrassment, then I agree.
     
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    Say what you want about carjacking, but that guy has single-handedly brought the Milli Vanilli back.
     
  11. jefferz Steel Belt

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    Bowling is cheaper. You can get a lane, shoes, and a pitcher for $25.
    Plus bowling is more personal, it's boring so it forces you to talk to each other. It's still fun though.
     
  12. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    I like bowling. But if you lived near him, Coney is the place to go. But if you wanna get personal with zackryder, by all means, take him bowling. Interview him and get back to us. Or at least me. That interview would be lulz.
     
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    No soup kitchen with Dirty Mike and the boys.
     
  14. JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    I had not heard about the girl so I googled it. Did you mean the 54-year-old woman? Anyways, I discovered that, up until recently, bestiality was legal in Florida but they instituted laws against it because of all the bestiality happening. Then they discovered there was a legal loophole concerning oral sex with animals that people are taking advantage of.

    Goddamn it, Florida.
     
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  15. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    apparently there's multiple cases, as this girl was like 18.
     
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    I bet that dude's momma was angry at the cops for tasing his baby who would never do anything wrong.
     
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    Lmao.
     
  18. Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    Zack lives the life 100% of sherdoggers dream of:mad:. so how much top shelf poon do you tag on a daily basis bro? if I was WWE my cut off would be 9's..... 8.5's if I was tipsy:icon_conf.
     
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    You gotta be kidding me.
     
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    The media will spin it that this is a good boy and tried to carjack the car so he could drive his pregnant baby momma to the hospital and the cops are racist for tazing him. Protests and riots are expected followed by a lawsuit and judgement for the victim.
     

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