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Florida driver whips out gun when asked about his penis size

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Rhood, Nov 5, 2020.

  1. Rhood Gold Belt

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    A Key West man was so insecure about his manhood that he whipped out a gun when a motorist mocked his penis after asking why he revved his Jeep’s engine, the Miami Herald reported.
    “You must have a small d#ck,” said the other driver told him during the Halloween night encounter on Duval Street.

    Toby Keaton of Coral Springs told police he was in his car in front of Kouns’ Jeep when he heard his engine revving up, so he decided to walk over and ask the driver why he was doing that.
    He said Kouns began swearing at him and pulled out a 9mm Smith & Wesson.
    “I flashed a gun at him so I was protecting myself,” police said Kouns told them, but Keaton said he feared for his life.

    Kouns was arrested on felony charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, carrying a concealed weapon and dealing in stolen property. He told police he had bought the gun on “the street.”
    He also was slapped with a misdemeanor charge of driving without a valid license and released from jail after posting a $32,500 bond.
    https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article246964182.html

     
  2. fungi rl

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    Florida?
    Florida.
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  3. superking Poet — Traveler — Soldier of Fortune

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    So, small dick confirmed?
     
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  4. Get To Da Choppa Black Belt

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    It was actually this gun
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  5. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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  6. Krixes The Undefeated Gaul Platinum Member

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    That's just a joke you gotta deal with if you drive a sports car or a lifted truck. I didn't know people still got offended by it.
     
  7. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    I just throw my pitbull at people
     
  8. Naught2Sixty Red Belt

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    What a weird reaction to a small dick comment.

    "Do I have a small dick now?!"

    "Yeah. That's a gun not your dick, idiot. Now I think you have small dick and a small brain."
     
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  9. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

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    I bet he is a size 8 in shoes
     
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  10. FierceRedBelt Silver Belt

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    Bro, I haven't seen anyone do that since Point Break.
     
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  11. PajamaSnugz Purple Belt

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    Nice. I live right next to Coral Springs. Sounds about right.
     
  12. faustian BRUTAL 5-4 Platinum Member

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    Halloween in Key West is during Fantasy Fest week

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  14. Richmma80 Purple Belt

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    Shoulda whipped out his penis instead
     
  15. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Exactly
     
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  16. Drain Bamage Banned Banned

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    "I flashed a gun at him so I was protecting myself."

    That doesn't make any sense.
     
  17. Strychnine Titanium Belt

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    He also looks like...

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  18. Ichibanner Brown Belt

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    The idiot in question isn't quick witted. The proper response is "Yeah, it's a bit on the small side. Easily fits in your Mom's butt without hurting her but still big enough to get her off."
     
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  19. Provocateur Red Belt

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    Would he have got in less trouble if he pulled out his wiener instead?
     
  20. LHWBelt Gold Belt

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    Id have referenced his dad instead. It shows dominance and totally makes his dad seem like a homo.
     

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