Florida cows thwart carjacking suspect, herd her straight toward police

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  1. Arkain2K

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    You are udder-arrest!

    Florida cows thwart carjacking suspect, herd her straight toward police

    By Kaitlyn Schallhorn | August 7, 2018


    An alleged carjacking suspect almost got away from Florida police – only to be thwarted by a herd of pesky cows.

    Police said the driver and a passenger in a stolen Subaru SUV fled on foot after the car crashed in a ditch in Sanford, WKMG-TV reported. Another passenger remained at the scene and was arrested.

    The driver, identified as Jamie Michael Young, was apprehended with the help of a Sanford police dog, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

    But the other passenger, Jennifer Kaufman, fled to a nearby field where she was corralled by cattle.

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    In a video released by the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office, which assisted in the incident, Kaufman can be seen running through a field with more than two dozen cows in pursuit. At least one cow got very close to the woman.

    “If you see the large group of cows, they’re literally following her and chasing her,” an officer said in the video.

    Eventually the cows herded her to the edge of a field where she climbed through what appears to be a fence, only to be immediately arrested.

    Richard Kondracki has dozens of cows on his property, and while they’ve never been aggressive in the past, he is also not aware of a stranger running through his field before, he told WKMG.

    “I think they didn’t realize who they were,” Kondracki said. “They panicked. The cows were nervous. That would make me panic – if all those big cows come running at you. They didn’t know them. They don’t know if they’re there to hurt them or steal one of the babies.”

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    Both Kaufman and Young were charged with trespassing, petit theft, drug possession and resisting arrest. Police found 1.3 grams of cocaine as well as drug paraphernalia inside the Subaru, according to the Sentinel.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/0...-suspect-herd-her-straight-toward-police.html
     
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  2. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

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    Lol Florida you’ve done it again
     
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    Even the cattle animals have to help them
     
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    hahaha

    good cows
     
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    Gonna be some serious beef when that bish gets out
     
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    Those cows aren't scared. They aren't afraid to fill the room with udder-cuts
     
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    Because Florida.
     
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  9. punky brewster

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    Why did they assume she was a criminal?

    Bovine profiling...... Fuck them cows. She wasn't doing nothing.
    Protest march, incoming.
     
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    i'd be surprised if this didn't take place in florida.
     
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    The word "thwart" looks cool.

    Doesn't it?
     
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    Looking at the IR stillframe, there seems to be 3 calves in the middle. Of course Mama Cow gonna be pissed, they ain't toleratin' this stranger invasion bullshit.
     
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    She almost got her ass gored at 0:44, fortunately that mama cow broke off at the last second to run after her calf on the left instead.
     
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    I'm shocked there are any cows in Florida tbh
     
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    Say what? o_O

    And that's just the four-legged variety.
     
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    The dindu nuffin meme is pretty tired by now, plus it doesn't fit here anyway. ;)

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    You should have known they were white just by their names alone. Jamie Michael Young and Jennifer Kaufman, those are like the whitest names ever.
     
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    Besides agriculture, real estate and tourism, the cattle industry is one of the biggest industries in the state. In the Florida Heartland, there are more cattle than there are people. When you drive through the Everglades from the east coast to the west coast or vice versa, in between the two coasts you see tons of cattle, and really, you can't even see most of them because they're usually further away from the highway. Also, if you go to locally-owned steakhouses or other restaurants, sometimes they will have special cuts of meat which are locally grown.
     
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    How about the neo-Marxist one?

    The cows (bolsheviks) were trying to bring down their human overlords in a bid to regain control of their udders (means of production). o_O
     
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