Flame away, I deserve it

I've never been part of an orgy. I've never cheated on my wife.

But in my fantasies its never me and a couple of chicks with other dude.

Shit even when watching porn I skip any videos with multiple dudes no matter how many chicks there are.

A second penis ruins everything
 
Wizzlebiz said:
I've never been part of an orgy. I've never cheated on my wife.

But in my fantasies its never me and a couple of chicks with other dude.

Shit even when watching porn I skip any videos with multiple dudes no matter how many chicks there are.

A second penis ruins everything
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That's what I'm saying, in my head it's supposed to be me and a harem and all things revolve around me. Reality doesn't match my ideals.
 
TSO said:
That's what I'm saying, in my head it's supposed to be me and a harem and all things revolve around me. Reality doesn't match my ideals.
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Sounds to me you need to move to ohio. Poligimy is their state bird
 
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A.A. Riggs said:
Hay gaiz!

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Been forever since I relived the cringyness, so I clicked on this to go through the YT rabbit hole and found out she's a legit vocalist now. Would be hilarious if she ended up with a Grammy some time.

On topic - yeah, orgies aren't my thing...but still, I'm picturing TS like this

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A long time ago a gal i went on a few dates with and was banging casually suggested we go together to this Swingers House in downtown Toronto that was well known. Men could only go with an invite from a member of if they had a girl with them. it was member driven and while you paid for entry and a membership (if you joined) you would get kicked out if you tried to buy or sell sex. You were simply to meet people there, of a like mind and get it on if you choose to.

I remember walking room to room, some with massage beds, some with big bath tubs, hottubs, but I also remember there was not even one semi attractive female in there. I saw a 250lb (easy) woman being banged by two guys who looked normal. I saw another, even bigger gal getting oral sex from another normal size guy. If there were 20 people in all, in there, 12 were women and 8 were men but the women were in rough shape.

I remember the gal i was with agreed with me that we were not sticking around (it was such a turn off for me) and she commented that is where ugly gals go to get serviced by multiple guys who just spend their time going room to room and gal to gal, as long as they can reload and get it up.

I've never had any desire to go to anything like that again. I always assume they are for ugly people.
 
MikeMcMann said:
A long time ago a gal i went on a few dates with and was banging casually suggested we go together to this Swingers House in downtown Toronto that was well known. Men could only go with an invite from a member of if they had a girl with them. it was member driven and while you paid for entry and a membership (if you joined) you would get kicked out if you tried to buy or sell sex. You were simply to meet people there, of a like mind and get it on if you choose to.

I remember walking room to room, some with massage beds, some with big bath tubs, hottubs, but I also remember there was not even one semi attractive female in there. I saw a 250lb (easy) woman being banged by two guys who looked normal. I saw another, even bigger gal getting oral sex from another normal size guy. If there were 20 people in all, in there, 12 were women and 8 were men but the women were in rough shape.

I remember the gal i was with agreed with me that we were not sticking around (it was such a turn off for me) and she commented that is where ugly gals go to get serviced by multiple guys who just spend their time going room to room and gal to gal, as long as they can reload and get it up.

I've never had any desire to go to anything like that again. I always assume they are for ugly people.
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That post turned left hard and did not end how I thought it would.

I'm not saying all the women at the ones I've been to are fucking gorgeous or anything, but I've never seen a repulsive one at any. Then again, I used to drink heavily so...

The one I just walked home from wasn't even planned. My neighbor(closest house being over a 1/4 mile away) flagged me down while I was out walking to the mailbox(a mile away) and was like "TSO, my cable is out come fix it"(I used to build server mainframes and debug phone systems so am obviously a cable guy). I get there and his new dog had chewed all the cables/wires/and even pulled a few connectors out. So I walked home cut some cables and soldered the connections. Walk out of my house and there's an Escalade at my gate, lost, looking for my cable starved neighbors house. I jump in, we drive over, and bing bang boom...CABLE!. They can now watch Alita Battle angel. The two guys that came in the Escalade were asking my neighbor if he wanted to go to Palm springs and he said nope, bring the party here, so they did. I just didn't leave, and then all the ladies got there and apparently one of the guys they got in Palm springs really wanted to spend time with me. Weird night, not planned,but it did beat what I would have done alone(jerking it.)

The girls they brought were mostly all working girls and one of the guys girlfriends. Not cheap girls either.
 
You probably have the Corona virus
 
TSO said:
That post turned left hard and did not end how I thought it would.

I'm not saying all the women at the ones I've been to are fucking gorgeous or anything, but I've never seen a repulsive one at any. Then again, I used to drink heavily so...

The one I just walked home from wasn't even planned. My neighbor(closest house being over a 1/4 mile away) flagged me down while I was out walking to the mailbox(a mile away) and was like "TSO, my cable is out come fix it"(I used to build server mainframes and debug phone systems so am obviously a cable guy). I get there and his new dog had chewed all the cables/wires/and even pulled a few connectors out. So I walked home cut some cables and soldered the connections. Walk out of my house and there's an Escalade at my gate, lost, looking for my cable starved neighbors house. I jump in, we drive over, and bing bang boom...CABLE!. They can now watch Alita Battle angel. The two guys that came in the Escalade were asking my neighbor if he wanted to go to Palm springs and he said nope, bring the party here, so they did. I just didn't leave, and then all the ladies got there and apparently one of the guys they got in Palm springs really wanted to spend time with me. Weird night, not planned,but it did beat what I would have done alone(jerking it.)

The girls they brought were mostly all working girls and one of the guys girlfriends. Not cheap girls either.
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Like i said, that was my one and only time in a "Swingers club house" so it might be different elsewhere. But i doubt very many, if any hot girls would frequent that type of place. Why? It's not like getting sex is challenging for them and they tend to be picky in who they do it with.

Now if you introduce Pro's into the equation then that would change everything. A few good looking pro's would be there using it an under cover brothel. But the place i went to was not that.
 
MikeMcMann said:
Like i said, that was my one and only time in a "Swingers club house" so it might be different elsewhere. But i doubt very many, if any hot girls would frequent that type of place. Why? It's not like getting sex is challenging for them and they tend to be picky in who they do it with.

Now if you introduce Pro's into the equation then that would change everything. A few good looking pro's would be there using it an under cover brothel. But the place i went to was not that.
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In my experience there's always a guy who has to round up all the girls and get them there. Usually through the promise of money, drugs, or whatever hook they have.

The best one I was at, almost all the girls were friends of my buddies wife that were either in the ballet with her or old cheerleader "teammates?"
 
Clubs suck.

We've got a solid group that we've known for almost two decades. Even still, we've fallen out of the orgy thing for the most part.

Now, we most often double date with a few select couples we're good friends with. Usually a nice dinner together, go out dancing or for drinks afterward, and then swap wives/girlfriends.
 
superking said:
Clubs suck.

We've got a solid group that we've known for almost two decades. Even still, we've fallen out of the orgy thing for the most part.

Now, we most often double date with a few select couples we're good friends with. Usually a nice dinner together, go out dancing or for drinks afterward, and then swap wives/girlfriends.
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So it evolved into a swingers club?
 
Apparently someone dosed me as I left the party I've been tripping hard walking through the desert for hours.
 
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