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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Roca, Dec 23, 2016.

  1. Roca Banned Banned

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    Describe your current first world problem.

    - The lunch I brought to work was yummy so I ate it all this morning and now I have to wait until I go home early this afternoon to start my 2 week Xmas holiday before I can eat more food.
     
  2. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    the cord to my new Nintendo classics controller is only 2 feet long so I have to sit closer to my 1400 dollar TV than I normally would.
     
  3. Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    I had to drink seattle's best coffee instead of my usual Starbucks this morning because this shitty airport only has Seattle's Best or maybe we can say worst coffee.
     
  4. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    I had to give up drinking coffee at my favorite coffee shop because of all the bums that go there.
    "Sad!"
     
  5. Horse Style Gold Belt

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    I can't beat my wife without someone turning it into a big deal. Mountain out a molehill, man
     
  6. JudoThrowFiasco Charming Quark Platinum Member

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    I bought more groceries than my fridge can fit, so I had to spend 20 mins arranging It all to accommodate
     
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  7. Chad The Limey DiscoSixSixSix

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    Getting really bored of the fruit tea flavours I've bought to drink at work
     
  8. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Only beat her privately at home.

    eta, and stop inviting an audience
     
  9. badascan Red Belt Platinum Member

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    I don't eat meat and our cook doesn't give a shit. Never sets anything aside for me or leaves meat out of a portion of something he makes.

    I asked him once "what's up with this soup?"
    he says "There's no meat in it"
    I say, "Is there chicken broth"
    He replied "yeah, chicken and beef"...
     
  10. Bubzeh Silver Belt

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    Bored. Home alone until Sunday... Nowhere to go. Nobody to invite over.....
     
  11. Roca Banned Banned

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    Smoke a big fat joint
     
  12. Chad The Limey DiscoSixSixSix

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  13. MoparOrNoCar Red Belt

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    What do you want, vegetables in water?

    Weirdo.
     
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    Costco ran out of kitty litter
     
  15. phipps66 Brown Belt

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    I had to have 2 have 2 surgeries in the last 3 months and insurance is trying to shaft me on the payment and I also now have to evict a tenant.

    Wait, those are actual legitimate problems.
     
  16. Roca Banned Banned

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    META BRO

    :(
     
  17. phipps66 Brown Belt

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    The snowblower I bought is too loud and powerful and uses a lot of gas. Since I bought a house in a nice town away from the riff raff, it's a half hour round trip for snowblower gas.
     
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    I get poor internet connection in the toilets at work
     
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    I forgot all my CC's at home so I had to get my fiance to send me a pic of my debit card so I can order online and pick it up. They never ask for ID when picking up food.
     
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    So I do LensCrafters which is in the mall, unfortunately. Today is one of the four days this year that mall employees have to either carpool or park off site. My car will not be allowed to park there. So I have to trade cars with my lady friend and drive that to work. And I have mine set up just how I like, booooo
     

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