Find a cure for cancer game

[Codger]

Pick any fruit, vegetable, herb or spice and add the words "cancer cure" to it and google it. As far as I can tell everything cures cancer.

I picked "potato" and "pepper"

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/grower-says-worlds-hottest-pepper-may-be-the-answer-to-cancer/
http://www.nutrimaxorganic.com/health_topics/raw_potato_juice.html

Extra points if you can find one that doesn't cure cancer.

 

[Zer]

Don't want to hijack the thread but if anyone finds one that cures herpes I'll pay $50

 

[gspieler]

Dogs.

http://www.dogingtonpost.com/can-your-dog-help-cure-cancer/

 

[Roca]

Don't want to hijack the thread but if anyone finds one that cures herpes I'll pay $50

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On Topic:

It's a shitty side-effect of media's relationship with science at the moment. According to the internet, everything both causes and cures cancer. The reality is that these types of studies are extremely complicated, and science can't come to a conclusion in a 15 second, 140 character time frame. So every time a small-sample sized study with no real implication other than 'we should study this more' publishes anything some shitty blogger grabs it and throws it on the internet as fact.

It's also probably a side-effect of the ignorance the general public has of science and it's methodologies, as well as a lack of emphasis on critical-thinking skills in the education system.

 

[Codger]

I've been trying this with my daughter for 10 minutes and I literally cannot find one (veg, fruit, herb or spice) that does't cure cancer. However some cause it as well apparently.

 

[Codger]

Don't want to hijack the thread but if anyone finds one that cures herpes I'll pay $50

Brocolli: Broccoli May Thwart Herpes Virus - WebMD
Also herbs like thyme and cayenne: http://www.naturalnews.com/025119_herpes_genital_natural.html

and since they're in the cancer-cure catetory, you're getting twice the benefit!

I'll PM you my bank details.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Semen apparently has cancer curing applications.
Forwarding links to my wife now............

 

[Codger]

Semen apparently has cancer curing applications.
Forwarding links to my wife now............

Interesting but not a veg, fruit, herb or spice. Well not in my house anyway.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Interesting but not a veg, fruit, herb or spice. Well not in my house anyway.

 

[phunky]

garlic most definitely

 

[phunky]

i hope i don't get suicided by government for saying that

 

[DevilsLettuce]

Eating pussy cures cancer:

http://naturalhealingmagazine.net/eating-vagina-cures-cancer-according-cancer-treatment-studies/

 

[FyrFytr998]

Eating pussy cures cancer:

http://naturalhealingmagazine.net/eating-vagina-cures-cancer-according-cancer-treatment-studies/

[smull1]

 

[milliniar]

Brocolli: Broccoli May Thwart Herpes Virus - WebMD
Also herbs like thyme and cayenne: http://www.naturalnews.com/025119_herpes_genital_natural.html

and since they're in the cancer-cure catetory, you're getting twice the benefit!

I'll PM you my bank details.

@Zer I would suggest putting broccoli, thyme, cayanne and add some ghost pepper s in a blender with some olive oil. Then apply topically.

 

[Buff]

Lots of things cure both cancer, and AIDS, they just don't make as much money, so you will never hear about them.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I use medical marijuana.
The dispensary sells something called Rick Simpson oil.
They gave me some on my first purchase, and I figured it could safely be thrown in the trash since it was free.
I looked it up, and it's hash oil, so I used it, very nice.

But if you look it up, they make ridiculous claims that it cures cancer.
Suuuure. All this time, the cure for cancer has been sitting in your local pot shop, unheralded.

Their claims are borderline unethical. But it's good stuff.

 

[Buff]

@Zer I would suggest putting broccoli, thyme, cayanne and add some ghost pepper s in a blender with some olive oil. Then apply topically.

I heard about that one too.

It actually works best if you apply it anally with a turkey baster.

 

[SammyPops]

Don't want to hijack the thread but if anyone finds one that cures herpes I'll pay $50

Like mouth herpes or wiener herpes?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Wow, I tried Durian, the stinky fruit, and apparently that cures cancer too.

http://www.newtimes.co.rw/section/article/2015-01-05/184653/


Now I'm determined to find one that doesn't

 

[Codger]

Wow, I tried Durian, the stinky fruit, and apparently that cures cancer too.

http://www.newtimes.co.rw/section/article/2015-01-05/184653/

Now I'm determined to find one that doesn't

Good try. I'd never even heard of that fruit.

I thought I was onto something with Okra or Lychees but alas both are very promising anti-cancer agents.