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  1. HUGHPHUG ALL CAPS YO

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    fuuuuuuuuuuuck just reminds me how old I am and how fucked my body is!

    gotta explain how I use cannabis, how often, who I buy it from, favorite strain, whether I injects that shit...

    any of you lie on these? we're talking life/mortgage/illness etc cover

    I didn't, but fuck me it took ages. Wife went on and was done in minutes. bitch. but good for her
     
  2. weed ベルセルク

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    I can help

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  3. HUGHPHUG ALL CAPS YO

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    Specialist I saw recently wrote a letter to my GP, it says stuff like

    'He smokes cannabis occasionally but doesn't smoke tobacco...'
    'Used to use drugs like ecstasy & LSD for a 10 year period'

    Like fuck bitch is grassing me up to my GP and shit

    Ho
     
  4. HUGHPHUG ALL CAPS YO

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    That get's better every time, you know you have to up your game every time you do a new one though!
     
  5. Red Beard Red Belt

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    Those forms always make me feel as though I'm not that unhealthy.
     
  6. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    if im reading your form and it says you are a weedleptic soy boy you aint getting shit
     
  7. SFMMA Brown Belt

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    They didn't make you take a urinalysis for drug testing or blood test for analyzing heart and liver functionality? That seems odd unless it was a low number.

    Mind if I ask how much you're getting insured for?
     
  8. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho

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    i answered a Command Climate survey once honestly while in the Army, and got immediately red flagged for having a drinking problem

    I simply said that i drunk twice a week, but 5+ drinks each time (those were the categories i selected).

    In my defense, who t f doesn't drink 5+ drinks when they drink, amirite
    and i was living in Germany at the time, where public intoxication is not only legal but damn near encouraged
     
  9. HUGHPHUG ALL CAPS YO

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    I felt OK until I filled it out, now I realise I'm fucked
     
  10. HUGHPHUG ALL CAPS YO

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    I honestly have no idea how much, I got a dude to look at that for me

    I hate finaces, insurance, mortgages etc.

    It's not like we're getting insured for a few million or anything

    for all I know I'm getting nothing
     
  11. HUGHPHUG ALL CAPS YO

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    I know what you mean, I actually fucked up and put 25 units a week when it should have been 15 or so

    Plus it doesn't let you say 'I only drink whiksy and I've only been drunk once last year'
    I have one beer on friday, saturday and sunday, then I sip a couple whiskys and smoke a wee bong

    shiiiiiiiiit
     
  12. ralphc1 Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    You should never lie on those forms. The insurance company can void the insurance if you do and they find out, even after years of paying the premiums.
     
  13. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    ye, for a while i used to work reviewing cases in the insurance industry, you actually get paid bonuses if you find ways not to pay dumbass clients that dont comply with the insurance policy, so with the whole bonus situation, the guy reviewing your case is gonna go sherlock holmes on your ass
     
  14. HUGHPHUG ALL CAPS YO

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    That's what I figured, so I was honest, probably too honest.
    Be interesting to see how much they Jack the price up when they see what a fuck up I am
     
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