Fighters with mesh tubes in their neck arteries!

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  1. Washingturd

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    You heard it: UFC fighters have had mesh tubes/stents inserted into their neck/carotid arteries so that the arteries can't be easily compressed and the fighters becomes almost impossible to choke/syncope! This has allegedly been going on for a few years already!

    I think it should be fairly easy to identify a few of the fighters, just by observing how well they endure chokes!? But that won't prove anything. How can UFC find out which fighters has had their arteries enhanced? Anyone knows how to check for this, x-rays maybe? To make it even more unrealistic: the surgery is supposed to be done from the groin!!! Is that even possible? If so, it means that there will be no scars in the neck area!

    The 'cyborg' fighter just has to lure the opponent to take his/hers back and endure the RNC until the opponent is gassed, not fair :(

    W.
     
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    That won't stop them getting choked. Strangled? Maybe.

    What? If you're going to be a twat, so will I.
     
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    Does the ts even biology?
    Does the ts even anatomy?

    No this really isn't happening
     
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    where do i get a tube
     
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    Azure Sherdogology PhD.

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    Reading this post just made me less intelligent than when I started
     
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    I highly doubt a tiny mesh could stop a powerful rear naked choke or a triangle choke.

    Even if that were possible, that would only prevent "blood chokes". So "air chokes" like most guillotines, gogoplatas, and even modified rear naked chokes would still be possible.
     
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    Wouldnt it be easier just to relocate the artery, like move it around to the back of the neck or something.
     
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    It's true, I did the same thing for sexual reasons , very easy procedure
     
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    Do you have one in your neck, ts? I want you to try choking yourself out. Lemme know how it goes.
     
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    I had this procedure done just so somebody would touch my groin.
     

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