Fighters should start training Toe Pokes.

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Think about it. It's a debilitating move that hasn't been ruled illegal. Why not take advantage? It's like the new oblique kick.

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We all know that humans have as much dexterity in their toes as their fingers.
 
Sharpen the toe nail to be pointy too to slice up easier targets.
 
If you can sucessively and repetitively land toe pokes, you should actually be awarded points, just out of the ridiculousness of the move.
 
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2 Forgotten (But Deadly) Techniques of Okinawan Karate
By Jesse Enkamp
http://www.karatebyjesse.com/2-okinawan-karate-deadly-techniques/


From the article:

Tsumasaki geri, or “tip of the toe kick” as it’s generally translated in English, was the original version of today’s mae-geri (front kick) – but instead of kicking with the ball of the foot you actually use the tip of your big toe, often with the second toe added on top for support.

Anyhow, tsumasaki-geri was the preferred style of kicking in ancient Okinawa, since its brutal effectiveness when aiming at vital points was flippin’ awesome, as made clear in numerous stories that survived from the olden days.
 
2 Forgotten (But Deadly) Techniques of Okinawan Karate
By Jesse Enkamp
http://www.karatebyjesse.com/2-okinawan-karate-deadly-techniques/


From the article:

Tsumasaki geri, or “tip of the toe kick” as it’s generally translated in English, was the original version of today’s mae-geri (front kick) – but instead of kicking with the ball of the foot you actually use the tip of your big toe, often with the second toe added on top for support.

Anyhow, tsumasaki-geri was the preferred style of kicking in ancient Okinawa, since its brutal effectiveness when aiming at vital points was flippin’ awesome, as made clear in numerous stories that survived from the olden days.

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The dick poke :eek:
 
Fighters are already doing this, not to the eye obviously, but curving the first two toes inward when going to the body.

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I've always thought tickling would be a surprise weapon. Send a prostitute on a reconnossaince mission. Have her do some tickling with a hidden cam recodrong results so the coaches can guage ticklishness of opponent. Five days before fight, release vid to pornhub. The wife leaves the fighter so he has to fight with broken hearted humiliation. In the fight clinch against the cage and start tickling away. While dude's laughing, knee him in the cock n balls while the ref_s outta posish. Before for can complain, knock his ass out. Then go find his bitter revenge-lust driven separated wife, fick her, and release that vid to pornhub. That there, gentleman, earns you a shitle tot.
 
Fighters actually should practice kicking with their insteps more. It's important to toughen up the feet so they don't break as easily. I can guarantee you there are some Shaolin Monks who could kick shins with their feet and toes and not feel a thing (or maybe some experienced Thai fighters). Instep kicks are seriously underutilized in MMA imo
 
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