Fight in Kebab Restaurant in Portsmouth, England

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  1. JadeOwl Brown Belt

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    We should all aspire to the level of calmness of the dude in the middle table. ;)


     
  2. Stoic1 Weapons are my religion

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    That guy just calmly chewing his meal and surfing the internet.

    Goddamn.
     
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    REVEALED: Father, 52, who has become an online hit and inspired a slew of memes after calmly carrying on eating his chips while a brawl raged around him in a kebab takeaway
    • Mass brawl was at Ken's Kebabs on Albert Road, Portsmouth on Friday night
    • Two male customers got into a fight with several members of staff inside shop
    • Amid chaos, one diner looks at his phone while continuing to eat his meal
    • Diner revealed to be facilities manager, father and new meme star Chris Hill
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ks-one-diner-calmly-carries-eating-chips.html
     
  4. No MSG Banned Banned

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    Thinly veiled Popeye's thread.
     
  5. Happy Man Banned Banned

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    That dude at the middle table is definitely a sherdogger. His casual disdain at the lack of CTE is felt by all.
     
  6. n...not crazy Silver Belt

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    I had some moments like that, back in the stone ages when nobody had a camera on them.

    Poker game, 8 at the table. 3 get into a fight, 4 try to break it up, and I wait for everyone to return. "Action's on you"

    No fame :(
     
  7. Badger67 Taxidea taxus Banned

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    I thought the dude with dreads was the drunken dudes gf. Am i alone ? Anyone?
     
  8. norm chef kisses

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    I thought it was

    [​IMG]

    But then it turned it was really Daniel Radcliffe.
     
  9. Post 2 Decision Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Was waiting for Kebab Nurmagomedov
     
  10. FinalFight Red Belt

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    Alcohol...
     
  11. ralphus1 Extremely stable genius

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    Kaos at Ken's Kebabs
     

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