Fight in Kebab Restaurant in Portsmouth, England

We should all aspire to the level of calmness of the dude in the middle table.

 

That guy just calmly chewing his meal and surfing the internet.

Goddamn.

 

REVEALED: Father, 52, who has become an online hit and inspired a slew of memes after calmly carrying on eating his chips while a brawl raged around him in a kebab takeaway

• Mass brawl was at Ken's Kebabs on Albert Road, Portsmouth on Friday night
• Two male customers got into a fight with several members of staff inside shop
• Amid chaos, one diner looks at his phone while continuing to eat his meal
• Diner revealed to be facilities manager, father and new meme star Chris Hill

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ks-one-diner-calmly-carries-eating-chips.html

 

Thinly veiled Popeye's thread.

 

That dude at the middle table is definitely a sherdogger. His casual disdain at the lack of CTE is felt by all.

 

I had some moments like that, back in the stone ages when nobody had a camera on them.

Poker game, 8 at the table. 3 get into a fight, 4 try to break it up, and I wait for everyone to return. "Action's on you"

No fame

 

I thought the dude with dreads was the drunken dudes gf. Am i alone ? Anyone?

 

I thought it was



But then it turned it was really Daniel Radcliffe.

 

Was waiting for Kebab Nurmagomedov

 

Alcohol...

 

Kaos at Ken's Kebabs