Fight in Kebab Restaurant in Portsmouth, England

[JadeOwl]

We should all aspire to the level of calmness of the dude in the middle table.

 

[Stoic1]

That guy just calmly chewing his meal and surfing the internet.

Goddamn.

 

[JabToucher]

REVEALED: Father, 52, who has become an online hit and inspired a slew of memes after calmly carrying on eating his chips while a brawl raged around him in a kebab takeaway

• Mass brawl was at Ken's Kebabs on Albert Road, Portsmouth on Friday night
• Two male customers got into a fight with several members of staff inside shop
• Amid chaos, one diner looks at his phone while continuing to eat his meal
• Diner revealed to be facilities manager, father and new meme star Chris Hill

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ks-one-diner-calmly-carries-eating-chips.html

 

[No MSG]

Thinly veiled Popeye's thread.

 

[Happy Man]

That dude at the middle table is definitely a sherdogger. His casual disdain at the lack of CTE is felt by all.

 

[n...not crazy]

I had some moments like that, back in the stone ages when nobody had a camera on them.

Poker game, 8 at the table. 3 get into a fight, 4 try to break it up, and I wait for everyone to return. "Action's on you"

No fame

 

[Badger67]

I thought the dude with dreads was the drunken dudes gf. Am i alone ? Anyone?

 

[minute bull]

I thought the dude with dreads was the drunken dudes gf. Am i alone ? Anyone?

I thought it was

But then it turned it was really Daniel Radcliffe.

 

[Post 2 Decision]

Was waiting for Kebab Nurmagomedov

 

[FinalFight]

Alcohol...

 

[ralphus1]

Kaos at Ken's Kebabs