Fight Companion for UFC on FOX 27 with Luke Thomas

[Luke Thomas Rockhold]

 

[IloveTHIS]

huge no thanx, jeff

 

[Blossom's Hat]

Nah, ima pass

 

[Luke Thomas Rockhold]

 

[Literally Bricked]

No thanks.

 

[DaleBoca]

Did ISIS kidnap him of something?

 

[Luke Thomas Rockhold]

View attachment 331183 Did ISIS kidnap him of something?

 

[Wrathsoul]

pass

 

[Steve-French]

I posted a story in another thread about the time I met Luke Thomas and Tim Kennedy when I was traveling out west...

Spoiler: The time I met Tim Kennedy and Luke Thomas

A few years ago I was Hitchhiking across the country and got picked up by Tim Kennedy who was driving his Monster Truck home from Iraq.

He was cut off by a Toyota Prius covered in homosexual liberal bumper stickers. Tim Slammed on his brakes and narrowly avoided crushing the tiny homosexual car under the massive, imposing masculine weight of his monster truck's tires.

We got about a mile down the road, and Tim stopped to put all American gasoline in his truck, while the man in the Prius stopped to pick up some extra granola bars and scarves from the convenience store. That's when we realized the man in the Prius was none other than Luke Thomas.

Always a gentleman Tim displayed compassion and composure, and said nothing to Luke Thomas in his Prius as he flipped him off and displayed his tattoo of an eagle fucking the prophet Mohammed.

This is when Luke made the biggest mistake of his life.

"You know you almost killed me back there," said Luke to Kennedy, who had his shirt removed and was covered in muscles from having such a strong powerful body.

Kenndey grabbed Luke Thomas's face with one hand and ripped off the hood of the Prius with the other, in one swift move. He smashed Luke's face into the Prius's alternator, sending volt after volt of God's electricity through Thomas's body. The immense heat generated by the electrocution caused all of the semen in Luke's anus to superheat and explode, infecting everyone in a six mile radius with HIV.

Another customer at the gas station started to panic, worrying that everybody in the town would die of Aids. Tim just smiled and pointed to a sign on the road.

"Welcome to San Fransisco," it said

 

[vcmmafan]

Id rather watch Chael

 

[Buff]

View attachment 331183 Did ISIS kidnap him of something?

More like a peado's mugshot...

 

[Deleted member 436105]

The hurt Thomas inspires in you fat neck beards is hilarious. Got people typing up fake unfunny antedotes

 

[Luke Thomas Rockhold]

More like a peado's mugshot...

obligatory

 

[Blossom's Hat]

Hey Luke!

 

[Luke Thomas Rockhold]

Id rather watch Chael

I hope Chael is not watching with that asshole, Joel.

 

[vcmmafan]

I hope Chael is not watching with that asshole, Joel.

I that the bald one? I have no idea what he looks like

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

 

[Orochimaru 大蛇丸]

Lmaoooooooooooooo

 

[Luke Thomas Rockhold]

<{cruzshake}>

 

[Steve-French]

The hurt Thomas inspires in you fat neck beards is hilarious. Got people typing up fake unfunny antedotes