1. We now have a new forum called Fantasy Matchup Discussion. Access it here

Fellow Grapplers...I think my wife is cheating on me...could really use some advice

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by BJJGuy, Aug 27, 2010.

  1. BJJGuy

    BJJGuy Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2009
    Messages:
    138
    Likes Received:
    0
    Off topic and I've never talked about this before, but I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife and I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
     
  2. curb1850

    curb1850 Green Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2010
    Messages:
    1,320
    Likes Received:
    1
  3. BJJ 619***

    BJJ 619*** White Belt

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2010
    Messages:
    52
    Likes Received:
    0
  4. Fallen

    Fallen Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2006
    Messages:
    3,314
    Likes Received:
    74
    Bored?

    Me too.
     
  5. supersuk

    supersuk White Belt

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2010
    Messages:
    93
    Likes Received:
    0
    lol oil checking
     
  6. Shulom1***

    Shulom1*** Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2010
    Messages:
    1,597
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Iowa
    OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Rascallion***

    Rascallion*** Green Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2010
    Messages:
    1,127
    Likes Received:
    0
  8. BruceOnJuice

    BruceOnJuice Blue Belt

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2010
    Messages:
    768
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Colorado
    I want my two min. back!!!!!!!
     
  9. TalkShowOnMute

    TalkShowOnMute dancingonthecorpsesashes

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2004
    Messages:
    5,913
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    Houston
  10. Knuckles69

    Knuckles69 Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2002
    Messages:
    1,703
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    I laughed, but only a little.
     
  11. Mat Nemesis**

    Mat Nemesis** Green Belt

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2010
    Messages:
    1,259
    Likes Received:
    0
    are you Mel Gibson?
     
  12. Sawoszao

    Sawoszao Yellow Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    212
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Warsaw, Poland
  13. irc

    irc Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2006
    Messages:
    3,863
    Likes Received:
    204
    Old as hell and massive repost.

    BAN
     
  14. platfox

    platfox Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2008
    Messages:
    10,177
    Likes Received:
    39
    Location:
    On the long road.
    Funny but you did it wrong.

    There is a version of this joke on almost every hobby forum. Obviously this is from a motorcycle forum.

    You have to at least customize the joke to the grappling forum and say you were hiding behind your clothes line and saw you had rip in your gi. Should you get it tailored or return it to the manufacturer?
     
  15. KingOfTheMods

    KingOfTheMods I always do that sometimes

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    2,996
    Likes Received:
    94
    Location:
    On A Journey Through Space And Time
    Your bike's crying oil tears for you coz it knows your wife is off humming some guys balls
     
  16. BigStaff

    BigStaff Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2009
    Messages:
    2,031
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    DFW Tx
    Jesus, hahaha
     
  17. 206warrior

    206warrior Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2009
    Messages:
    1,681
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    シアトル
  18. Sawoszao

    Sawoszao Yellow Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    212
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Warsaw, Poland
    this a comment at the trolling not an attempt to rick roll. get ur facts straight :p

    p.s. but I am happy you can read. its a good sign.
     
  19. flipspeed

    flipspeed Yellow Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2008
    Messages:
    170
    Likes Received:
    1

    I LOL'd
     
  20. Drew Foster

    Drew Foster Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2008
    Messages:
    11,760
    Likes Received:
    8
    This has seriously been the worst week for threads ever.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.