FBI Really Be Working To Catch Folks

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Check out how they found this lady who burnt some police cars.

The FBI managed to track down the women, identified by police as Lore-Elisabeth Blumenthal, 33, through purchases she made on Etsy and her LinkedIn profile.

Authorities said in a criminal complaint, obtained by ABC News, they sifted through numerous videos and photos of people setting two vehicles on fire at the Philadelphia protests on May 30, which they noted were mostly peaceful.

In some of the photos, a woman with a peace sign tattoo who wore a T-shirt that read, "Keep the immigrants deport the racists," was seen. Her face was covered by what looked like a bandana in some photos. Others showed her face.

The FBI found the shirt on Etsy, which they called "unique," and found that a user by the name of "alleycatlore" left a five-star review of the shirt, according to the criminal complaint.

That username then belonged to a person who also used the username "lore-elisabeth," according to the FBI.

Authorities then searched Lore Elisabeth online and found a LinkedIn profile of a woman in Philadelphia. They learned she was employed as a massage therapist and her employer had videos posted to their website, with the woman in the video matching a driver's license photo of Blumenthal.

One of the videos showed the same tattoo the woman seen in the protests had, according to the criminal complaint.

A phone number listed by her employer came up belonging to Blumenthal and an address was also found, the criminal complaint stated. Etsy also later provided a record of sale after a subpoena was issued and the address was the same as the one they found through Blumenthal's employers.

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/philly-wo...g-protest-200721544--abc-news-topstories.html

Got to say Good Work. It's nice to see real life CSI shit
 
Boys, better watch our shit posting from now on!
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now if they could just find their own paperwork and turn it over to the people investigating them
 
Lefties are SHOOK by this news.
Not really.
It just shows you how little effort cops put into investigations and then flex how powerful they are when the case is regarding someone setting their car on fire.
If that was a random car she had set on fire, the cops would have told the car's owner to file a police report online and an insurance claim.
I've had more money+stuff stolen from me thru combinations vandalism, petty theft, and mail fraud than the cost of most cars. Have the police apprehended any of the criminals involved or gotten me anything from it? Nope.
I had a tour van get broken into in a crowded casino parking lot once and all my possessions stolen and thankfully they didn't get all the equipment before they fled. Cameras everywhere. Police couldn't be bothered to even show up and casino says they only review or release footage with a police warrant.
These cops don't give a flying fuck about doing investigative work 95% of the time and it takes a special incident on their own little gang to chase down a massage therapist with little/no criminal record prior to this (who still deserves to be charged) while our country is loaded to the gills with people committing destructive theft at all levels: from smash and grabs to phishing schemes online to straight up billion dollar stock manipulation rackets. Continual offenders.
This woman was a retard, but anyone who doesn't think this is absurdly selective use of a detective work to make an example of someone during a bunch of demonstrations that threaten cop gravytrain pay is licking straight boot.
I'd gladly shake the hand, thank, and honor any cop that actually goes after the people fucking with my shit or your shit in a criminal manner when we ask them to.
 
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People are impressed by this? Seems pretty easy job of finding a user who isn't smart to cover their e-tracks
 
Solid police work, I guess. I’m sure she never imagined her 5 star review on Etsy would lead to her downfall lol.

The real takeaway is don’t get tattoos that make you easily identifiable. That’s what we should all learn from this.
 
Doesnt really seem CSI-level. Seems more like this idiot had all her info posted online and it took a few Google searches to verify everything.
 
Solid police work, I guess. I’m sure she never imagined her 5 star review on Etsy would lead to her downfall lol.

The real takeaway is don’t get tattoos that make you easily identifiable. That’s what we should all learn from this.

Also to not set police cars on fire.
 
Not really.
It just shows you how little effort cops put into investigations and then flex how powerful they are when the case is regarding someone setting their car on fire.
If that was a random car she had set on fire, the cops would have told the car's owner to file a police report online and an insurance claim.
I've had more money+stuff stolen from me thru combinations vandalism, petty theft, and mail fraud than the cost of most cars. Have the police apprehended any of the criminals involved or gotten me anything from it? Nope.
I had a tour van get broken into in a crowded casino parking lot once and all my possessions stolen and thankfully they didn't get all the equipment before they fled. Cameras everywhere. Police couldn't be bothered to even show up and casino says they only review or release footage with a police warrant.
These cops don't give a flying fuck about doing investigative work 95% of the time and it takes a special incident on their own little gang to chase down a massage therapist with little/no criminal record prior to this (who still deserves to be charged) while our country is loaded to the gills with people committing destructive theft at all levels: from smash and grabs to phishing schemes online to straight up billion dollar stock manipulation rackets. Continual offenders.
This woman was a retard, but anyone who doesn't think this is absurdly selective use of a detective work to make an example of someone during a bunch of demonstrations that threaten cop gravytrain pay is licking straight boot.
I'd gladly shake the hand, thank, and honor any cop that actually goes after the people fucking with my shit or your shit in a criminal manner when we ask them to.

Sounds like some of your unearned wealth which you accumulated through white privilege got redistributed.

Righteous.
 
1 down, 35,000 to go? The FBI are corrupt beyond salvation but this seems righteous...
Ah yes the ole "I disliked when they investigated world leaders I love, but now that they're targeting some random person I hate, it's time to invoke moral salvation". Brilliant school of thought.
 
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