Anderson Silva will be on his back more than a pornstar with a mortgage.
The only person that I know that made money using their mouth was his ex-wife.
Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high.
His ribs suffer from the same problem his arms and legs do. They're attached to a wimp.
I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot, while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened. He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you're telling me this country has computers? I didn't know that!
Wanderlei, you are an immigrant from Brazil. I am a gangster from America. Are you sure you wanna play that game with me? Listen Wanderlei, I will do a inside invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you’ll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I’ll pick the lock to the master room door; take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your ‘jiu-jitsu’. I’ll take said photograph, post it at
www.dorksfrombrazil.com, password – not required, username – not required. That Wanderlei is how you threaten someone, dummy!