Favorite prison food

[Merlotte's]

There's a few threads about women and politics currently on the front page of the Mayberry and it's safe to say no one in those threads knows what they're talking about.

So let's talk about something we can all relate to. Jail. Specifically the food. Got a favorite? Least favorite? I'll provide some examples. Add more if you'd like.

Salisbury Steak

Frank and beans

Mac and Cheese

Grits

Bologna Sandwich

Beef Stroganoff

Spread

Nutraloaf

 

[EmpireShallFall]

All of that looks freaking disgusting. There's no way in hell I'd survive in jail.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Mac and Cheese....wash it down with a swig of pruno.

 

[SammyPops]

No BBC on that list? Fake a$$ thread.

 

[BisexualMMA]

I guess the mac and cheese at least looks like what it is supposed to be.

That has to count for something.

 

[Merlotte's]

All of that looks freaking disgusting. There's no way in hell I'd survive in jail.

With enough gravy the Salisbury steak is edible and filling.

Bologna sandwiches are the worst. I don't think it's real bologna.

 

[2DUM2TAP]

I had army food which is close enough. It`s hard to screw up eggs.

 

[BisexualMMA]

With enough gravy the Salisbury steak is edible and filling.

Bologna sandwiches are the worst. I don't think it's real bologna.

That's frightening because real bologna isn't even real meat.

 

[EmpireShallFall]

With enough gravy the Salisbury steak is edible and filling.

Bologna sandwiches are the worst. I don't think it's real bologna.

Where's some vegan options?

 

[DoomPatrol]

Prison food on a ceramic dinner plate and a metal fork? No prison I've ever heard of would do that, because that's a quick way to get people stabbed.

 

[Kardashians]

All of that looks freaking disgusting. There's no way in hell I'd survive in jail.

exactly my thoughts as i was scrolling down
fuck all of this

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

No shit on a shingle?

For a minute I thought this was the new Delicious Meals Thread.

 

[EmpireShallFall]

exactly my thoughts as i was scrolling down
fuck all of this

God willing I never end up in a jail because I'd starve.

 

[Merlotte's]

Where's some vegan options?

I think @SammyPops has that one figured out.

BBC

 

[EmpireShallFall]

For a minute I thought this was the new Delicious Meals Thread.

You win

 

[FinalFight]

I ain't about that life, yo.

 

[DaleBoca]

Not sure what the worst thing about prison is.

Constantly living in danger/fear.
A chance of getting raped
Your freedom is taken away
Or the food.

 

[El Chimpo]

bologna sammich with a slice of cake


all washed down with red "kool aid"

 

[DoomPatrol]

God willing I never end up in a jail because I'd starve.

No you wouldn't. You would barely eat out of pride or disgust for a few days. Then a day would come where your stomach is just tearing itself up, and whatever gruel they put in front of you would taste so delicious that you eat as much as you can. Then you would get used to it and continue to eat it for the remainder of your sentence. Like one tenth of our population is in jail or prison, the food is fine. People trash on it because it's prison food, but it's not that bad.

The bad prison food is the Nutraloaf you get when you're in the hole for breaking the rules. Now that stuff tastes like death.

 

[Gunshow74]

Prison Spread