Favorite Golbergisms (In honor of Goldy leaving)

I just love the bro fist he does at the end of each broadcast.

"I'm mike Goldberg and you're watching the ultimate fighting championships"
 
Corn Nut's, the official corn snack of the UFC.
 
"It takes a lot of energy to be a rock star."

The timing of this cringeworthy comment and Rogan's exasperated response will always be what I think of when I hear Goldie's name mentioned.
 
Leg kick to the midsection.

Watt Miman

Ultimate Defining Championship

It takes a lot of energy to be a rock star.
 
One of my all-time favorite Goldie moments was Randy vs. Gonzaga when they were talking about Gonzaga getting his nose broken. Rogan basically indicated at what point he thought it happened and then there was a replay of video from a big takedown and Goldie, with such confidence was like- "There! There you can see the moment where the nose breaks." and Rogan's like- No it wasn't there. Only for another snippet to be played and Goldberg again to emphatically say that was where it happened..only for Joe to correct him once more. It was great.

Goldie was fun. Rogan/Goldberg was my favorite commentator team. I'll miss him.
 
Can't remember who he was fighting but I recall Goldie calling a fight between the black beast and some other guy a chess match while Derrick was throwing some sloppy powerful gnp at his opponent. Classic
 
As Hendo walks into the ring for his fight against Anderson:

"This is a case of the immovable force meeting the unstoppable object."

HE GOT PAID TO FUCK UP THESE BASIC FUCKING SENTENCES FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS!!!!!
 
Love him or hate him, you will miss him.

Pay your hespects to Goldy by posting your favorite Goldy quotes.



I'll start with mine.

"Michael Jordanesque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter....he's not that good? No?.....Kobe Byrant?....No?...........Tim Duncan?"

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okay. i see u
 
"Diaz smells the opening."
The UFC will never be "virtually identical" without him. Bless you Goldie.
 
He threw that punch with bad intentions!
 
"It takes a lot of energy to be a Rock Star"

Truer words were never spoken^
 
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