Favorite Golbergisms (In honor of Goldy leaving)

[BC]

I love you you straight pussy loving bitch

 

[BC]

time stamped is acutally his best call I think

"YES MY SON!"

 

[billharford]

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

2 stone cold stunners buddy

Whoooooo

 

[Jack Move]

Ahhh the teep!

 

[Threetrees]

"thud vs slap, Joe"

"And he calls for the 4-7 Combo, Joe." - Goldie
"What's that, Mike" - Roe Rogan
"I believe it's a jab left hook" - Goldie
"........" - Rogan

 

[billharford]

What is it that sharpens iron? Fuck! I'm never going to be able to remember that without Goldie reminding me 8 or 9 times per event.

 

[Baba Ghanoush]

"You know Joe, Matt and his brother Mark used to pound each other behind the barn."

 

[billharford]

I literally missed this shit because I was watching portuguese broadcast

uh ... that was Japanese bro

 

[Chramelated]

Has to be mark and matt hughes pounding each other out behind the barn. I'm getting half a chub just thinking about it.

 

[KONE]

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

2 stone cold stunners buddy

Whoooooo[/QUOTE

Sometimes you deserve it

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

The Ultimate Defining Championship

Hello everyone, I'm Mike Goldman

I don't speaka de Portuguesa

Watt Miman

Purt Kellegrino

 

[H41ph_84k3d]

Futule titer shot.

 

[Sakuraba]

He's taking a book out of Chuck's chapter!

Oh, and that event when every third sentence out of his mouth was 'A changing of the guard!'

 

[Money509]

"His precision is so precise"

Also when he said someone is the michael jordan of defending takedowns lol.

 

[The guest]

His complete shit luck with timing, was always funny as fuck. Like he'll be saying something. And half through the exact opposite happens. Or just after he says it.

An example was Rockhold vs Bisping ll. He says something like...

Rockhold has this aura of invincibility right now.

4 seconds after he said it. Rockhold gets knocked down. About 10 seconds after saying it, the fight was over.

 

[hitman911]

"that was violeeeeennnnntttt"

 

[lesnarsneedle]

"So youu wanna bee an ultimate FIGHTER"

 

[G0DSPEED]

"Soukajou? Sit back and soak it in."