Fat people vs. buffets

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  1. Kowboy Karl

    Kowboy Karl Black Belt

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    When I played college football the 320 pound offensive line would to to this 5.95 Chinese lunch buffet on campus and clean the joint out.

    The owner would try to close the place when he saw them coming.

    Who's right? The fat guys or the business owners?
     
  2. HARRISON_3

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    I thought you lived in Europe or something.
     
  3. BornOnMonday

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    Jon Pinette did this bit better.

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  4. misterchipmunk

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    fat people should be banned from buffets. thats like putting a coke addict inside a coke factory
     
  5. KAZSoliloquy

    KAZSoliloquy Look at the state of his face

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    those people are really laughing?
     
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    Let them eat, bro.
     
  7. zackryder

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    buffets always win. ALWAYS! if they not, then they doin sumthin wrong

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  8. wlu29

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    That buffet probably charges 55.95 not 5.95
     
  9. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    yep yep. bacchanal buffet in vegas

    just needed an excuse to show pics & get ppl hungry
     
  10. Great Angus

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    I enjoy all you can eat Sushie..
     
  11. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    I'd say fat people are in the right here. This is the risk business owners are taking when they are offering the buffet.
     
  13. kuromusha

    kuromusha LONZO LOOMS 2019

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    Depends. Are the fat people roided up with baseball bats?
     
  14. jamiehunter

    jamiehunter Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    If the guys are getting a lot of food and not eating it then they're being dicks. However, it's the business owner's responsibility to have a business model with policies in place to help make their business successful. If how much food these guys are eating/getting is an issue then the owner should place a limit on food instead of making it all you can eat, raise prices, or do something else to curb the issue.

    I know 'All You Can Eat' is pretty common for Chinese buffets but a buffet charging $5.99 with something like a 3 plate limit isn't unreasonable and I doubt there'd be a giant backlash unless the majority of patrons are just flat-out pigs.
     
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  17. RedRocket44

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    A 5.95 buffet sounds like a failing business plan, even if the only clientele allowed were 115lbs college girls.

    allow one male in there and that place is going tits up.
     
  18. Lost

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    Agreed. The owner didn't do his research regarding the cost-profit margin.
     
  19. Prime Yossarian

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    Oysters and sushi at a buffet?

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