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Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by KarateIsBest**, Sep 5, 2010.

  1. KarateIsBest**

    KarateIsBest** White Belt

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    I get pretty surprised when someone gets knee on belly and makes me fart. I hate being forced to fart. And why do I immediately( milliSeconds) smell my fart. I just don't get it. It seems like some of it passes thRough my nose. The other day, someone hip threw this guy and as soon as he landed, he farted on the other guy. WhaTs up wit this.
     
  2. ohyeah290

    ohyeah290 Blue Belt

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    I love farts. At my gym when someone farts everyone kind of ignores it as if it never happened. It threw me off the first time it happened. I was expecting a laugh.
     
  3. ManilaIce

    ManilaIce Orange Belt

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    i hate when the kids are up late b/c there's a holiday tomorrow...

    go play xbox
     
  4. KaosX

    KaosX Banned Banned

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    Someone pushes on your fart factory it's going to happen, no much you can do but laugh, then go for the escape/submission when they go to cover their nose.
     
  5. Ring>>Cage

    Ring>>Cage Purple Belt

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    A while back in practice, my partner went for a double under pass. He stacked me and my knees being pushed up made me squeeze out a loud fart right in his face. I was so fucking embarrassed.
     
  6. Tropics1020

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    hmm i wonder if this has ever happened in an mma fight..
     
  7. babalufan_916

    babalufan_916 Purple Belt

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    I've done it when it bjj tournaments and wrestling matches and sometimes you'll hear the guys make a disgusted sound or say something and it's the funniest damn thing. One guy I caught in an armbar at a tournament and he stacked me which crushed my stomach I let one go n he got got so pissed I heard him say you dirty motherfucker and I almost let go of the armbar because I couldn't stop laughing.
     
  8. KarateIsBest**

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    Shit happens
     
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    Qtip inspector Blue Belt

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    I was passing a girls guard and pushed hard on her stomach and she ripped a loud one. Everyone ignored it but she didn't train much after that.
     
  11. EJ Brixey

    EJ Brixey White Belt

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    First time I ever rolled. A guy put me in guard, then farted and said. A little present for you.
     
  12. irc

    irc Brown Belt

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    this thread sucks
     
  13. Ravens13

    Ravens13 White Belt

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    I think this thread is hilarious. All you can do is laugh. One of the black belts at our school will fart and say he put a little extra power behind that move.
     
  14. Lutador011

    Lutador011 Blue Belt

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    This thread STINKS :icon_chee
     
  15. keylocke

    keylocke Orange Belt

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    I try and avoid this happening by letting them out before training, and then during the warm up, I sort of carpet bomb the academy as we do the running around in a circle etc.
     
  16. Zedsdead

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    +1, doing some crop dusting during warmup usually prevents it when it's time to roll
     
  17. 177ark

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    The guys who fart regularly are the big muscular guys. I'm guessing they're taking protein shakes before class.

    The worst smell I ever smelled? This guy had me under north south and he smelled like homeless-guy piss! I feel like vomiting every time I think about it. Change your underwear you sick people.
     
  18. Shemhazai

    Shemhazai Black Belt

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    Interestingly I've had pretty much zero gas after going no carb. Could also be because I've cut back on dairy, though.
     
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    Girls don't fart...right?
     
  20. Rws177die

    Rws177die Yellow Belt

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    I avoid farting while rolling, it's fucking gross.
     

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