Farting during sex

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  1. Gurglevox Banned Banned

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    have you ever done this? Has anyone ever done this to you? Were you embarrassed?Discuss. I want to get to know you guys better
     
  2. My name is Shawn

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    Never have. There was one time I had to fart so bad I lost my boner. She got all tore up thinking she wasn't turning me on
     
  3. blackdudebro Blue Belt

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    If you haven't, you haven't had enough anal sex.


    Brrrrrrt!
     
  5. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    The missus just did that yesterday afternoon. Got me to stop mid thrust to let it rip. Zero fucks given and I resumed pounding away.
     
  6. dc007 mr. white belt

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    A girl did this while I was 69'ing her a couple years back
     
  7. ARW Blue Belt

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    Pushed my pee pee in to what I thought was the vag, must of been the bot bot, broke the seal and years worth of farts saved up and exploded! blew my hair back
     
  8. Ezekiel 25:17 Black Belt

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    Ya, it usually happens when I'm listening to this....

     
  9. Brother Numsi Black Belt

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    Funny story: I was living with my old roommate and I guess him and his girl were getting down one night. I was walking to the bathroom down the hallway in the middle of the night to take a 2am piss, and I heard overhead him say to his girl, "look, I don't mind you sitting on my head, just please don't fart in my face." It took everything I had to not bust up laughing.
     
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  11. Amerikuracana Life allows the illusion of relativity Banned

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    It makes my thing go down immediately, but I can recover. Has happened 3 times.
     
  12. Grappling_With_My_Gnomies A Lion Never Roars After A Kill

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    Lol that's almost a deal breaker for me
     
  13. Merlotte's Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    You’ve got to let your farts out in small, controlled increments. She will never notice the smell or sound.
     
  14. Lights Out 101 Living Deliciously

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    There’s been times where I’ve been close but I always ended up just holding on. If a girl did it I think I would be impotent for a minimum of 5 months.
     
  15. Mamba Mentality Sherdog Influencer Banned

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    It's ok if she farts during ehnal
     
  16. Post 2 Decision Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Yeah
    Sometimes I shit on her too
     
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    If she farts, it only spices up the process.

    <GinJuice>



    If I do, the UN might declare chemical attack and impose sanctions or smth.
     
  18. TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    I call bullshit, no Sherdoggers have sex (with other people anyway).
     
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    Just once, on the first attempt at anal with the old lady.

    instead of the all fours position, I had her yoga’d up with her knees to her ears.

    started applying pressure, and stoped the pressure for a second before I “breached” it. When I let up the pressure, big ol fart. We laughed. And then I went back to work.
     
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    nothing worse than a passion puff when you're eating.
     

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