Fake wedding ring to get laid

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  1. EmpireShallFall

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    Anyone ever do this? A friend of mine gave me this silver band and I'm thinking about trying it out.

    Thoughts?
     
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    Scummy shit. Is it really that hard for you to get laid?
     
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    If I swap out my real one for a fake one will that up my chances? The one I have hasn't proven to be that lucky.
     
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    if you have to rely on a fake wedding ring to get laid you need to work on your game
     
  6. Buff

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    I thought that putting a wedding ring on was to stop you getting laid?
     
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    Ha. I was just thinking of trying this the other day. I was wondering if it attracts different types of girls from no wedding ring. Like if it would attract girls already in a relationship who are currently bored sexually with their partner. since that shit happens when you are with the same person for a while. I probably won't do it but I thought about it. Also I'm single so no one gets upset here
     
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    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Why not dinner and a movie?
     
  10. IIIIIIII

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    i see nothing wrong with this. if women get off on fucking married men, then it's only right that they're literally screwed by their immoral behavior.
     
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    Girls that fuck married dudes area tad scummier I'd say.
     
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    Lol like you've never lied to get laid before.
     
  13. IIIIIIII

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    nope. lots of women get off on fucking married men. it's the whole, "off-limits" thing that gets them off.
     
  14. Gutter Chris

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    Sure we all have but most of us have enough game to seal the deal without trickery or gimmicks.

    I found that talking to girls like a normal human being works wonders but that could just be me
     
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    Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work.
     
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    It's a great idea if you like being stalked and or stabbed by a fork with future relationships impacted by extreme crazy.
     
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    C'mon, at least quote the great Alec Baldwin from The Departed ;)
     
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    This

    Unhappy married women is about the only demographic you MIGHT notice an upswing , but that's so situational as to be pointless to hone in on . I'd love to be a fly on the wall as you try to stammer your way through an explanation when it inevitably backfires . Almost written in stone that's exactly when your gonna meet that " too bad he's married " goddess .

    " but I'm not really uhh......see it's this really funny story actually uhh......social experiment uhh.......wait where you going ?"
     
  20. mushishi

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    I guess if your main goal is to slay hoodrats by any means necessary, it works. But I don't really care for cheaters; says a lot about one's character.
     
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