FACT: The ONLY thing that matter in life for a man is having the love and affection of a woman.

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  1. QuitYourCrying

    QuitYourCrying Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Nothing else really matters in this life.

    A good job, money, being in good shape, having a nice car... it's all just means to an end. All things that help you attain the only thing your soul truly craves, which is the love and affection of a woman.

    Without it, a man will always be miserable.

    This is the truest knowledge in the universe.
     
    QuitYourCrying, Aug 16, 2016
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  2. Scyther

    Scyther Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    The meaning of life is love.
     
    Scyther, Aug 16, 2016
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  4. Horse Style

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    I don't know about you but I can have the woman of my dreams but if I live in a run-down shack, I'm going to be miserable. That new love feeling is going to wear off after a while
     
    Horse Style, Aug 16, 2016
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  5. tehend

    tehend West Coast Distributor Of Pain

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    Fuck that, give me chicken wings instead.
     
    tehend, Aug 16, 2016
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  6. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    Also, opinions are not facts
     
    Horse Style, Aug 16, 2016
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  7. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    I think what makes most men tic is conquest. Be it pussy, money, or power. We all want more of one or all.
     
    MusclesMarinara, Aug 16, 2016
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  8. ButtonMasher

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    I honestly feel sorry for guys who believe that.
     
    ButtonMasher, Aug 16, 2016
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  9. DanMMAleague

    DanMMAleague Purple Belt

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    So happiness is being a tyrannical fascist dictator?
     
    DanMMAleague, Aug 16, 2016
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  10. BoxingFan123

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    Lol, men are remembered for their conquest both in accomplishments and women.
     
    BoxingFan123, Aug 16, 2016
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    Yeah if you're a loser that places their happiness on someone else sure you're absolutely correct.
     
    RogerTheAlien, Aug 16, 2016
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  12. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    Not really. I said any one of the three or combinations up to the total.
    We need our quests.
     
    MusclesMarinara, Aug 16, 2016
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  13. Mocesting The Delapitated

    Mocesting The Delapitated Death, Gore & Grindcore Platinum Member

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    Life is what the individual makes of it.
     
    Mocesting The Delapitated, Aug 16, 2016
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    What is love?




    ....baby don't hurt me....






    ...don't hurt me...










    .......no more.
     
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    Not like I can speak from this first hand but that just seems wrong? It's like saying "All a woman really wants in life is a bunch of babies" or something. Maybe true for some, but probably not for a good number. My brother always seems to need a woman in his life for him to be happy - which has led to some bad circumstances - but some of my male friends seem quite content flying solo with just flings on the side.
     
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  16. Anung Un Rama

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    I don't think that what Conan meant when he says "the lamentation of their women", but i could be wrong.
     
    Anung Un Rama, Aug 16, 2016
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  17. ButtonMasher

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    I vaguely remember a beautiful quote by Bill Parcells I have to unfortunately paraphrase, something to the effect of "when it's all said and done, all you are is your trophies".

    Life is about achievements, leaving behind the legacy of a winner, somebody that when you look back at their life you can't say anything besides he had an indomitable spirit.

    While love is certainly a worthwhile conquest, if that's the biggest mountain you ever climb in your life then in my opinion that's unfortunate.
     
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  18. FadeLess

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    hmmmmmm ..... no.
    it is to be a father.
    Just say "thank you" to all the rest of the replies .
     
    FadeLess, Aug 16, 2016
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  19. El Chimpo

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    what is love?





    baby dont hurt me...no more
     
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  20. andnowweknow

    andnowweknow The Giant On Whose Shoulders You Stand

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    Power and understanding trump the love of any woman.
     
    andnowweknow, Aug 16, 2016
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