Facial hair?

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by TCE, Aug 6, 2016.

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  1. Clean shaven

    22.0%
  2. Beard

    37.3%
  3. Mustache

    1.7%
  4. Goatee

    1.7%
  5. Goatee and Mustache

    8.5%
  6. Stubble

    22.0%
  7. Hitler (Toothbrush moustache)

    5.1%
  8. Other

    1.7%
  1. TCE

    TCE The Three Piece with the Soda Platinum Member

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    I'm doing an Ariel Helwani with this thread. Do you sport a beard, mustache?

    I go clean shaven sometimes, but most the time, I have a beard. Since I've been going gray though, I'm trying to be clean shaven.
     
  2. Rum

    Rum Champion of Champions

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    1994-2004 Quint/Lemmy/Wolverine-esque mutton chops.

    2004-2016 Beard, although really I just #1 clip everything from the neck up every 4-6 weeks. Besides the $0.03 worth of power I use for the buzz I haven't spent a cent on haircare for 12 years. No shampoo, no gel or mousse, no razors, no barbershop bill, not even a comb.

    Shaving is just a pain in the ass. Long hair (both on the scalp and on the face) is too. I'm too lazy and too good looking to worry about it.
     
  3. OverPressure

    OverPressure I'm here to offend everyone about everything

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    Clean shaven.
    Used to do the beard, until I grew my hair out, now I don't wanna be too hirsute.
     
  4. choke you

    choke you strangulation belt

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    I have to be clean shaven for work so I only get to grow a beard over the Xmas holidays and no I'm not Santa.
     
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  5. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    I'm out in the sun too often if I didn't shave often I would have weird tan lines
     
  6. HelloJapan

    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    60% neck beards...knew it.
     
  7. BoobyMcBoobFace

    BoobyMcBoobFace Brown Belt

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    I shave most days. Weekends i dont. I like to be clean shaven.
     
  8. TCE

    TCE The Three Piece with the Soda Platinum Member

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    I fucking hate hair growing on my neck, looks so tatty. I shave that shit whenever I can.
     
  9. michal001

    michal001 Brown Belt

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  10. TCE

    TCE The Three Piece with the Soda Platinum Member

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    Fu man chu? It's in the "other" option.

    Fuck wikipedia.
     
  11. PRIDEWASBETTER

    PRIDEWASBETTER United We Stand Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Depends on how I feel. I'll shave if I feel my beard is too much of a nuisance.
     
  12. Mocrates

    Mocrates Ik ben Groot.

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    I've done 24/7 stubble for years now, with no plans of ever changing.

    I look 12 when I'm clean shaven, and don't like the logistics of a full beard.
     
  13. aus101

    aus101 Black Belt

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    Stubble. Tested this out on fallout 4 character creater the other day. Went through different faces and hairstyles etc. Clean shaven was just terrible, some characters would go from good looking to ugly nearly.
     
  14. HelloJapan

    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    ...you have a spider in your mouth.
     
  15. Cheese

    Cheese Banned Banned

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    I have rocked an amish beard for yrs.
     
  16. Bacco

    Bacco Red Belt

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    Clean shaven, John-Wick-beard or middle way between the two
     
  17. j123

    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Mostly clean shaved or stubble these days. Back in college I had a beard, and before that goatee + mustache.
     
  18. AgentSmecker

    AgentSmecker Brown Belt

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    I was rocking a beard before it was cool. I haven't wet shaved in years as I hate the feeling of raw unprotected skin on my face. My beard was getting pretty full on recently and I decided to trim it right back on a whim. Instantly regretted it and thought I looked weird and my chin/jaw was too small. I am now meditating on growing it back as rapidly as possible.
     
  19. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Goatee + mustache for me. That's the extent of my asian facial hair prowess. Im currently clean-shaven to look 19.
     
  20. heavyarms21

    heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    Clean Shaven , can grow a gnarly salt and pepper beard now , but still doing the Military thing for the next 10 years and I'm not some special forces badass or counter intelligence ninja so no facial hair for this guy. Will grow out the shadow of my beard on a long weekend or on Leave but nothing crazy.
     

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