Crime F*** THE HOUSING MARKET

[Fedor>Cain]

Sorry sherbros. Had a few tonight.

Just lost a bid on a 300k mcmansion in Kentucky because the other bidder was willing to forgo all inspections lmao.

What a time to be alive.

Yes this is listed under crime.

 

[DoctorTaco]

Hang in there man. (And then start “haunting” the house you lost. A little light B&E never hurt no one)

 

[F1980]

I tihnk you should wait a bit

I have a feeling prices will drop

 

[Michaelangelo]

Hire a homeless guy to spray paint the house and leave a gift at the front door

 

[Fedor>Cain]

I tihnk you should wait a bit

I have a feeling prices will drop

I've had this feeling for the last half decade lmao

Just pissed I loved that house.

Either way I'll be good. My rent is $700 a month in an 1100 sq foot town house. I'm basically just hoarding money at this point lmao.

This housing market is just retarded. I can't believe somebody was willing to say fuck inspections on a house lol.

 

[DoctorTaco]

I've had this feeling for the last half decade lmao

Just pissed I loved that house.

Either way I'll be good. My rent is $700 a month in an 1100 sq foot town house. I'm basically just hoarding money at this point lmao.

This housing market is just retarded. I can't believe somebody was willing to say fuck inspections on a house lol.

I was living in a basement apartment for 900 bucks a month and saving cash for a down payment right as the pandemic hit. On the one side i couldn’t work for months on end, but on the other my monthly nut was about 1500 a month total (bills, food, transpo) so sitting on 3% of a down payment in a fairly aggressive housing market meant I didn’t have to sweat my finances at all despite not working for so long.

Long story long- I bought shortly after the pandemic and locked in a good interest rate. If my dumbass can make it happen then you can too. Hang in there

 

[DragRacer]

The buyer could be a contractor that looked the house over himself and didn’t care to involve an inspector.

Regardless, this property wasn’t meant to be for you my dude. Don’t get discouraged, there’s definitely another one in your future.

I've had this feeling for the last half decade lmao

Just pissed I loved that house.

Either way I'll be good. My rent is $700 a month in an 1100 sq foot town house. I'm basically just hoarding money at this point lmao.

This housing market is just retarded. I can't believe somebody was willing to say fuck inspections on a house lol.

 

[PEB]

I own two properties one an apartment house. Home prices are coming down massive devaluation. Wait I don't like but people will not be able to afford them in many areas.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Sounds like the other buyer knew what to look for when walking the house.

He's probably a contractor or in the industry in some other way.

 

[lsa]

Thanks Obama

 

[Rawex]

Thanks Obama

Pretty sure we should be blaming Mikel Arteta

 

[lsa]

Pretty sure we should be blaming Mikel Arteta

Sounds like it. What is his excuse?

 

[Rawex]

Sounds like it. What is his excuse?

No excuse, he is just bad at his job

 

[lsa]

No excuse, he is just bad at his job

Sounds a lot like @Slobodan
But at least he is not fucking the housing market

 

[Rawex]

Sounds a lot like @Slobodan
But at least he is not fucking the housing market

Maybe Slobodan is a footy coach in the UK?

 

[lsa]

Maybe Slobodan is a footy coach in the UK?

he is a footy something

 

[Rawex]

he is a footy something

 

[Blunderbuss]

I've had this feeling for the last half decade lmao

Just pissed I loved that house.

Either way I'll be good. My rent is $700 a month in an 1100 sq foot town house. I'm basically just hoarding money at this point lmao.

This housing market is just retarded. I can't believe somebody was willing to say fuck inspections on a house lol.

Do some major structural damage to the house before they move in. Make them regret foregoing that inspection!

 

[Darkavius]

This housing market is just retarded. I can't believe somebody was willing to say fuck inspections on a house lol.

I want to be optimistic as others but I can't be with this housing market. I live in the south and I remember when the south was actually affordable and you didn't have to try to find a house in the backwoods. I got a house in 2016 and it cost us $150k. The neighbor literally across from me sold his house last year for around $415k. The house are not big either. Just a simple ranch style home under 1,500 sq ft. and not a ton of additional land.

 

[chardog]

you gotta trust your gut in these scenarios, dude that said fuck inspections, might have already inspected/the home new/didnt need and knew that was his trump card. In california, my first was overbid by 50K........ I only won the bid by 3K, and this was back in 2011-12 cant recall the exact year.

the guy that won had better instincts

housing market is ridiculous, my BIL makes 55-60K and just bought a 900K home...... he's gonna be underwater in no time.