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  1. SFMMA Brown Belt

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    So I fly a lot for work. I've noticed a slew of irresponsible shitheads who just refuse to make their kids put on headphones when watching their tablets (or they themselves do they same). This tells me a few things about the parents:

    A) First and foremost, they're inconsiderate assholes. They know no one wants to hear the shrill retards who voice kid's shows, and by allowing their kids to blast the volume they're essentially telling those around them to fuck off;
    B) They're cheap. Head phones aren't expensive unless you're buying some overpriced Beats by Dre that aren't necessary for kids;
    C) They're lazy. Tablets aren't substitutes for parenting. You forgot to pull out, you take care of the little shit; and,
    D) They're shitty parents. The majority of parents whom I see committing A, B, and C are also concurrently on their phones ignoring their children and teaching them by example how to define whatever shitty generation of untalented, anti-social, incel chodes that comes after the millennials.

    So what I've started to do is bust shithead parents and call them out immediately. At the airport, on a plane, bus, train, etc., you name it. You'd be surprised how many agencies have rules against playing electronic devices with volume. I will immediately call a flight attendant, bus driver, train conductor, whatever, the moment they give me any lip (call me a narc all you want), but I'm also a 6'5," 235-pound, bearded slab of steel and if they try to step to me I will shove their entire kid up their ass and turn them into human headphones.
     
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  2. R.I.P. KMS Red Belt

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  3. GoGOPlata915 Purple Belt

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    You obviously don’t have kids
     
  4. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic Platinum Member

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    Can’t disagree with any of that.
     
  5. Kaybee Arianator Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    You'd like to what these kids without headphones?

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Gutter Chris Circus Ninja Southwest Voodoo Wizard

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    So youre a cry baby a bully and think the world should turn for you yea ?
     
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  7. biscuitsbrah Red Belt

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    I get the point, but it’s not that annoying dude.

    You sound like a dick
     
  8. SFMMA Brown Belt

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    It's "you're," simpleton. You clearly didn't have headphones as a kid.
     
  9. SFMMA Brown Belt

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    Yeah and your girl doesn't even have a case, I pulled out way early.
     
  10. Clippys Mom Banned Banned

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    I agree with everybody in this thread.
     
  11. biscuitsbrah Red Belt

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    Pick a side, bitch
     
  12. TeTe I know your kind and I know what you're up to Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Tell me how you really feel
     
  13. BEER Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    You need therapy.
     
  14. Clippys Mom Banned Banned

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    I can see truth in all posts. There is no side, or contradiction in saying so. I simply partially agree with partial truths.

    I am not omniscient, omnipresent, or omnipotent...I'm just @Clippys . mom

    Wish I could afford headphones.<Meh02><Oku01>
     
  15. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Buy headphones to loan out during travel. You can pack them next to your maxipads and douches.
     
  16. Tankeray Primordial Covenant

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    Actually it is that annoying. Fuck this new generation of kids/parents that think everyone bows to them and their annoying whirlwind of meaninglessness and noise.

    No one cares how kids behave these days. Parents these days love it when they’re kids are loud in public. They think if they’re stuck with these bastards everyone else should be too.

    Fuck that. They need to keep kids in line and tell them to behave around others. It’s not that hard to enforce rules with kids and make them better kids who will eventually become adults.
     
  17. Cheese Banned Banned

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    You better not never sit next to me. I just got me a new boombox and shit bumps Hard.

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. B0l0joe Brown Belt

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    Agree. You can afford an iPhone therefore you can also afford a pair of headphones.
     
  19. TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    I noticed some annoying cunts on the plane yesterday watching a movie on speaker phone. I also travel a lot for work and I hate flying so it sucks. But god invented noise cancelling headphones for a reason, use them.
     
  20. Clippys Mom Banned Banned

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    @SFMMA

    Stay away from my boy!!

    <5>

    Listen to this my sweet @Clippy Krank it!! No headphones dear. Then join me for your favorite hotdogs and rubbing mama's bunions.

    [​IMG]

     

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