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Discussion in 'Strength & Conditioning Discussion' started by IMustBreakYou, Dec 25, 2005.

  1. sha Geekjitsu Black Belt

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  2. CH1LL White Belt

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    lol, i agree, that's pretty messed up. especially that last line.
     
  3. Das Uberdog apex predator

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    don't be so judgemental man. do you know how hard it is go to without any kind of sexual interaction for months?
     
  4. Urban Savage Mystic

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    Yes. and I have no inclination to stick my pee-stick in some felon's ass.
     
  5. deadpool H***an Chop!!

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    What do you do for a living that you need your body? If you don't mind me asking...
     
  6. Das Uberdog apex predator

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    dude, we're talking months here, like, more than one.
     
  7. Urban Savage Mystic

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    more than a month without sex? That's not what you're saying... is it? you must mean multiple months without any contact with the opposite sex or something. and that's what you mean, I've never experienced that, no.
     
  8. krellik Gimli son of Cisco

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    You spend way to much time here for me to believe you dude. ;)
     
  9. Urban Savage Mystic

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    When I'm not here I'm in the gym or with my harem. ... or in the gym with my harem.
     
  10. krellik Gimli son of Cisco

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    I want to have a harem to. I only have big beefy guys to roll with. Although actually my stocks on the flesh market are starting to rise I think. Believe it or not a dwarf with huge tits pinched my arse last party, have to mean something right?
     
  11. rickdog Purple Belt

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    Alright, who invited the dwarf with huge tits to the party.

    Did she represent the lolly pop kids?
     
  12. krellik Gimli son of Cisco

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    Not sure, and to be honest I dont think she actually was a dwarf, she was only tall as one...
     
  13. Thai Clinch Green Belt

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    best excersie is fighting off big bubba...just like jermey horn...fighting is your training
     
  14. datadog Blue Belt

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    Yeah, the problem is that it's like fighting the christmas kangaroo.... Hell of a price to pay when you lose.

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=7902
     
  15. b0b Banned Banned

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    Sounds like you have a previous record. Normally, battery doesn't get you a big jail sentence on the first offense. It usually takes a couple of times before they keep you for any extended amount of time. Any phonebook lawyer should be able to get you off that BS charge.

    You are right about the plea bargaining though. If you don't take it, the judge will be pissed that you are wasting his time and sentence you to the max if you lose.
     
  16. HeyHEys Purple Belt

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    ahahahahah oh you can do them on sherdog too!!
     
  17. muerteverde Black Belt

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    Yes, about 3 months no women when I worked nights in a warehouse and only went between there and my house. I worked long hours and the only women/girls I saw where my mother and sister, and them only a couple times a week. This was over summer after my senior year of high school.

    About the thread topic, I have nothing more to really add. Pistols, pushups, divebomber pushups, leg raisers, pullups on anything you can grab, upside down pushups, one armed upside down pushups.

    No WAIT, I do have something to add if I can find it. In fact, this is the ULTIMATE workout, the best ever, and requires no weights at all!!! I found some really good articles a while back at Dragondoor.com. One of them that comes to mind is the planche. Think of a pushup without the feet touching. Or a pushup with no feet, legs in a split, pointing in the air. That is hardcore bodyweight strength (and stability).

    I have to leave for a job interveiw now, and I haven't foud it yet. Check on that site. The article has pictures of what to do at every progression to get you there gradually. If you don't find it, PM and me and I will send it to you, I saved it on my hard drive. It is excellent. But I gotta go now.

    Oh, and that is terrible what happened about that psycho woman. My condolences.
     
  18. killer_kicks88 Green Belt

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    honestly, why didn't you hook up with the dwarf chick krellik...your d**k would be HUGE to her =P
     
  19. David McGraw Amateur Fighter

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    Your pretty sick there krellik. Yeah, anyway I have a friend thats spent a LOT of time in jail and he said that he was able to somehow make dipbars out of the equipment in his cell. I'm sure that between bodyweight exercises and cardio (burpees) you could stay in relatively decent shape.
     
  20. Mad Greek Purple Belt

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    Do some Good Mornings for your lower back.

    Do them in the morning, and before you go to bed.

    Do them anywhere really.
     

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