"Everything is bigger in Texas"

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by Bulletproof Acc, Aug 6, 2015.

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    How close is it to reality?
     
  2. Dragon Punch

    Dragon Punch Black Belt

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    Holy stacked! 10/10 would watch.
     
  3. wlu29

    wlu29 Banned Banned

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    texas if true
     
  4. Skylako

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    Would buy
     
  5. Would be the single greatest event in human history. Maybe TOO good?
     
  6. UL

    UL no more yellows

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    3 good fights

    Aldo
    Jacare
    Dos Santos

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    Ronda vs Tate is another useless fight, you've been beat twice and you literally gave up in the last fight, she should chop her arm of like she said
    Cruz vs TJ... BREAKING NEWS - Cruz is out

    And that isn't even filling 50k, just typical BS that the ufc comes out with like all the other superfights they were going to make in a staduim, they'd need a 8 fight main card.

    Aldo vs Conor is staying in Vegas

    Now you can reply back to me and call me a hater but like always I'll remain right and nothing will happen with this cowboy stadium event
     
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  7. Lonestar73

    Lonestar73 Orange Belt

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    Yes please, though I don't give two shits about rousey vs tate.
     
  8. tenniswhiz

    tenniswhiz Steel Belt

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    It's true.

    Next time you're in Texas:
    1. Go to a restaurant and order a meal. The portion you receive will be bigger than the portion you receive outside of Texas.
    2. Sneak a peak at a girl's boobs. They will be bigger than most boobs you see elsewhere. (actually, the entire girl will be bigger as well and some might call this cheating, but I do not)
    3. When a middle aged man walks by take a look at his mid-section. It will be much larger than that of similar men from places like CA or NY.

    Things are bigger in Texas for sure.
     
  9. Moral Victory

    Moral Victory Black Belt

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    Yes Please! It's the card of the fights that should have happened.

    Oh and thanks again Bullet, you should be getting payed, you're working fulltime here^^
     
  10. Fatal Catro

    Fatal Catro Red Belt

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    How many times can a mock main card be posted in one day.
     
  11. Shael

    Shael Silver Belt

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    I want to believe.
     
  12. DyslexicDave

    DyslexicDave Banned Banned

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    I just came
     
  13. Th3Sav4ge

    Th3Sav4ge "What the fuck is happening!?"

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    DGT4NOW Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Can people read?

    The word MOCK was used

    Someone made a MOCK card ... called it a MOCK card & made a MOCK graphic of it


    I will make a MOCK card now ... someone take their phone and snap a pic & psit it on MB's ok?

    MOCK CARD
    Brock vs Liddel



    Go make believe the MOCK card above is real lol
     
  15. Do you happen be Brazilian?
    Anyways, Tate/Ronda3 is only bad if its main eventing imo. Im fine with it being under the radar on a big card. TJ/Cruz is a good one and i'd trust Cruz to do his best to not pull out of a dec 5 card.

    The venue in Vegas is too small for Aldo/McGregor.
     
  16. Hans Gercmiov

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    Often true.
     
  17. Th3Sav4ge

    Th3Sav4ge "What the fuck is happening!?"

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  18. Uber_Noober

    Uber_Noober Red Belt

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    Only thing certain for this event is, Aldo and Cruz getting injured and not showing up.
     
  19. UL

    UL no more yellows

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    Too small? lol

    The Irish fans are not going to come for a holiday to Texas
    Ronda/Tate is a joke, but the ufc hype machine is good, the only wmma fight that should be on this card is Ronda/Cyborg because at least that is an actual fight.
     
  20. xMyKRo

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    Never understood the allure of these stadium shows. It's a freakin' hassle! That card would make the same gate in Vegas, and be 100x more convenient & easy.

    I don't believe UFC is actually exploring Dallas. I think they are negotiating with MGM, and this is leverage.
     

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