Every time I eat peanut butter I get mad drowsy

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  1. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    This happen to anyone else? I'm knee deep into a peanut butter sandwich and my eye lids got so fat :(

    Need a nap
     
  2. Sansnom Banned Banned

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    Sad life.
     
  3. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    My bread has sesame seeds in it dawg

    bask in my glory
     
  4. TrueBias Silver Belt

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    Imagine if it made you happy alert?
     
  5. Kaybee Arianator Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    That's why I always put cocaine in my peanut butter
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    Sugar should give you a little energy.

    But the peanut is a lie
     
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    You know what that symptom means?
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  8. yamahacrasher Blue Belt

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    Maybe you have an allergy that is slowly getting worse, to the point one day you will enjoy a delicious PB&J, slowly drift off to sleep and never wake up.
     
  9. Todd Gack Dutch

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    You’re carbohydrate intolerant. You fucking animal!

    Do you typically get drowsy after consuming sugar?
     
  10. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    It can mess with your blood sugar and cause drowsiness.

    You're eating the wrong peanut butter.

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    Or you're just eating too much.
     
  11. Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    Carb low is likely caused by the bread, not the pb.
     
  12. SheetsMMAfan Brown Belt

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    This happens to me when I use a butter knife to apply the peanut butter. Use a fork to apply the peanut butter from now on and you won't get as drowsy.
     
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    "Like" count envy spotted.

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  14. Clippys Mom Banned Banned

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    The early years...

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  15. Clippys Mom Banned Banned

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    This reminds me of Clippys fathers.

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  16. IReallyDoTrainUFC Banned Banned

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    You can try meth in your pb and j
     
  17. LuchaBear Red Belt

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    Maybe it's the bread? Jam?
     
  18. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    They had no whole wheat bread like I ususally get ...
     
  19. fromTheAshes KoSkater Blue Belt

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    that's cuz load it with Lean and wash it down w MD2020

     
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