Every guy wants to be Joe Rogan.

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  1. Forkfoot

    Forkfoot Red Belt

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    Come on. Admit it. MMA commentator, actor, comedian, psychonaut, philosopher, legit badass martial artist, popular podcaster, millionaire. Whether you like his style of sports broadcasting or not, you gotta admit he's winning at life.
     
  2. Monkfish

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    He is winning at life.

    But after seeing that last Shoop thread on his Shocked face, I'm not sure I want to be him.
     
  3. UniqueSteez

    UniqueSteez Be water my friend. Platinum Member

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    Joe is pretty awesome not going to lie, he's seems like a genuinely good dude.
    I think Joe get's to much criticism he does his job great as a commentator.
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  4. Tuf_guy

    Tuf_guy Silver Belt

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    Thanks Joe.
    Top of the food chain imo, btw.
     
  5. theskza

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    He's not funny. Not good looking. Short. Bald. Terrible tattoos. Annoying.

    I'd trade places if he was younger, though.
     
  6. Hans Gercmiov

    Hans Gercmiov Steel Belt

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    I'd like his UFC job and all his money and all his weed. He can keep the rest.
     
  7. Forkfoot

    Forkfoot Red Belt

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    Come on. You're not fooling anyone. Just admit it. It'll feel so nice.
     
  8. Sirensong93

    Sirensong93 Yellow Belt

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    If i wanted people to know who i am my user name would be John Lithg.....


    ...........shit
     
  10. JayElectra

    JayElectra Paper Belt Banned

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    I'd take his financial situation. I'd probably leave just about everything else.
     
  11. callofdutyNBA

    callofdutyNBA Brown Belt

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    Joe rogan is the goat
     
  12. Koro_11

    Koro_11 Silver Belt

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    He makes more money than me, but I'm still my own boss and make well into the six figures and increasing every year.

    I'm younger, taller, better looking, pretty sure I'm healthier, and I have no desire to be a celebrity who cant go anywhere without being bothered by fanboys, or hated by haters.

    He's done well for himself, good for him, but I wouldn't trade places with the guy for a second.

    Love yourselves you insecure fucks, dont dream of being someone else, strive to be better yourself.
     
  13. IDGETKTFO

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    Welp, hes right you know. I think you'd be surprised.
     
  14. Forkfoot

    Forkfoot Red Belt

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    Methinks thou doth protest too much. You seem insecure, bro.
     
  15. rjmbrd

    rjmbrd Gold Belt

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    If you are a hardcore MMA fan, being backstage and ringside for every major event is pretty awesome in of itself.
     
  16. Cygnus-X

    Cygnus-X Red Belt

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    And still people pay him more to be funny than anyone will ever pay you for anything.
     
  17. Phanuel

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    Rogans like a leaf in the wind - he blows to and fro - high and low.
     
  18. hogwash

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    i only want his reefer
     
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    I don't like male pattern baldness, tattoos, drugs, hyperbole, or being a yes-man shill. So uh... yeah. No.
     
  20. Forkfoot

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    Totally. And he's a MASSIVE fanboy.
     

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