Lol a couple of months ago, there was a guy in front of me at the store that had that ratty looking face like that Shkreli guy who's picture was posted earlier in the thread. I automatically disliked him and my initial judgement turned out to be correct in the end. You see he started mouthing off at the poor bastard working the cash register, I dunno what happened but he was complaining about some trivial bullshit. I told him to calm down and that the rest of us standing in line didn't appreciate his rude behaviour, but being the asshole that he was he just told me to fuck off. So at this point I had enough and dropped my shopping basket, got in my fighting stance and fired off a couple of quick jabs which he clearly wasn't prepared for, after 4-5 jabs he tries to compose himself and throws lazy hook, which I easily ducked under and after popping back up I fired off my own hook which knocked him out. I quickly realised I dun goofed and I ran for it, after turning the corner I called up my good friend Nicolas Cage because I knew shit was gonna go down.
After a few minutes I see Nic pull up in a 1935 one of a kind Rolls-Royce Phantom, after he gets out I explain the situation and we both suspect the ratty looking bastard has already called his friends. We show up to the store and wouldn't you know it, he has 4 other guys with him and all of them have that face you just want to punch. One of the guys takes a look at Cage and asks "can I have your autograph", Nic Cage smiles and says "you can't have my autograph but you can have this!" and knocks the guy out with a high kick! The other 4 are panicking and I knock one of them out with an uppercut, Nic Cage does teh same to one of them and now there's only 3 left. The original rat is too scared so his two friends charge at us, one of them had glass chin because Cage knocked him out cold with a quick jab lol. The second guy is putting up a fight but I mange to grab his neck and land a few uppercuts which knock him out cold. After we're done dealing with these goons, the original asshole is begging us not to hurt him, Nic Cage seemed a little sympathetic at first but after a few seconds he just knocks the guy out! After that I called the police and told them that those guys were planning to rob the store so we fought them off, at first they were a little skeptical but after talking to Nicolas Cage for a few minutes they believed our whole story.