Ever Heard Someone Say This?

[Jkaylor]

Nawthen basted

 

[Turtlejuice]

I think split arse was quite a common term in the 90s, at least in the midlands and the north. Not heard it much in the last 10-15 years or so. I think it came from a navy term. In the Navy, women were referred to as "splits", and I think trashy women were referred to as "being nothing but a split and an arse".

 

[DIABOLUS]

Sounds like a variation of slit or gash.