I got a taxi home this morning and the taxi driver was from the north of England. He was a talker. One of those taxi drivers who never shuts up. Ranting about politics and shit. This time though I didn't mind because I couldn't stop laughing. He was routinely referring to women as "splitarse". I don't think I've ever heard the term before. He said "Check out that splitarse" when a woman took too long crossing the road. He said "I can't stand splitarse drivers" at one point. His coup de gras was definitely "Feminists always moan about equal pay. Splitarse footballers don't get paid as much as real footballers because nobody watches the bloody splitarse world cup!" I was in stitches. Told him to keep the change from the tenner. Has anyone come across this before? I'm definitely using it from now on.