Ever double fist anything?

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  1. SammyPops

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    Got a cappuccino about 1/2 an hour ago. Then a coworked brought me an Americano.

    I'm double fisting coffees right now. Never done this kind of thing before, kind of uncomfortable but I am working hard on both.

    What have you double fisted?
     
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    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    Your mom?
     
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    HEY!!! How the fuck could anymore make this thread dirty

    *shakes head*
     
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    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    Heineken, when I did drink.

    Also your mom...when I did drink.
     
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    OriginalSpeedy Who cares....really? Banned

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    A date but it was double open hand. Was fun while it lasted but any girl that can take 10 fingers isn't for me.
     
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    UPDATE: 2 at a time may be too much.

    Finished one off, bu the other still has ways to go before a solid finish
     
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    No comment.
     
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    drstrangelov Hey.

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    I need at least one hand available to scratch my junk at all times, so no.
     
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    why do americanos even exist. waste of espresso.
     
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    I lost an expensive watch doing that one time. Never again.
     
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    It's a trap!!!!
     
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    wait till zer sees this.
     
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    I'm Canadian eh.

    You are good people, so if you are one of those sipping on espresso hipsters .... I will not hold it against you
     
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    I agree- Zer has probably double fisted lots and will be able to offer good advice.
     
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    RR Step into the lab Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Only with lube
     
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